A married couple at a Zoo walk past a gorilla enclosure. woman: Mark, do u know dat gorillas r d only animals which resemble men in their behaviour? Look, seeing dat no one is looking, I'll expose one of my Bosom s 2 it & see how horny it gets just like men do.' Mary then exposes one of her Bosom s, and, sure enough the gorilla gets excited and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free. 'u See,' says the woman, 'Now, I know why you react the way you do; men can't control their animal instincts just like gorillas can't, Men and gorillas are d same." Mark replied: 'Now expose both Bosom s and let us see what happens.' The woman exposes both Bosom s to the gorilla and it gets very excited and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure. Mark says: 'This is incredible, now, pull your skirt up, turn around and expose your bum and let us see what happens!' The woman pulls her skirt up, turns around with her bum to the gorilla, which by now, was extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs the woman and starts yanking the clothes off her. The woman yells: 'Mark , what do I do now? Please, help me!' Mark replies: 'Now, tell him you are on ur period, u have a headache and u're not in d mood'. Let us see if Gorillas and Men are really the same!!
A reticent & an alacritous guy who's munificient & isn't skeptical abt d law of infallibility!
Posted: at 16-04-2013 10:02 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
jossy4reall at 16-04-2013 12:05 PM (12 years ago) (m)
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Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 16-04-2013 12:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero