I hate my boifrnd!!

Date: 23-05-2013 7:43 am (11 years ago) | Author: Anifowose Oluwasegun Abiodun
- at 23-05-2013 07:43 AM (11 years ago)
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A Girl and Akpos met at a local
resturant
GIRL: I hate my boyfriend!
AKPOS: Why?
GIRL: He is so stingy, he cant even
afford to take me here
for lunch, are all Guys like that?
AKPOS: Of course not, I'm not like
that.
GIRL: Good, I'm going to breakup
with him and give you a chance
AKPOS: Yes, I will treat you like a
Queen.
[Girl stands to leave]
AKPOS: Hey Wait, where are you
going?
GIRL: To break up with my
boyfriend of course.
AKPOS: But You can't leave.
GIRL: Why?
AKPOS: You have not Paid
for
the lunch you Just Had
GIRL: Ahmm...*Fainted* ­

Posted: at 23-05-2013 07:43 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 23-05-2013 08:01 AM (11 years ago)
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and when she woke up it was
(P)
Posted: at 23-05-2013 08:01 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Shegzan at 23-05-2013 08:08 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 23-05-2013 08:01 AM
and when she woke up it was
(P)
k
Posted: at 23-05-2013 08:08 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 23-05-2013 01:11 PM (11 years ago)
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Posted: at 23-05-2013 01:11 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 23-05-2013 07:28 PM (11 years ago)
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also K
Posted: at 23-05-2013 07:28 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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