I lyk d way u fink!

Date: 23-05-2013 7:58 am (11 years ago) | Author: Anifowose Oluwasegun Abiodun
- at 23-05-2013 07:58 AM (11 years ago)
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Teacher... four crows are on a fence, the farmer shoots one, how many are left??
Johny...none
teacher... liste­n carefully,,four ­ crows are on the fence .the farmer shoots one.. how many are left??
Johny..None
teacher...... ca­n you explain that?
Johny... one is shot, the others fly away so none is left.
Teacher... That is not the correct answer but I like the way you think
Johny.. Teacher can I ask you a question??
Teacher.. sure
johny.. there are 3 women in the ice cream parlour..one is lickng ,one is sucking and one is biting her ice cream cone,,,,which one is married??
teacher... The one sucking the ice cream
Johny...No. the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think

Posted: at 23-05-2013 07:58 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 23-05-2013 08:04 AM (11 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 23-05-2013 08:04 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 23-05-2013 01:14 PM (11 years ago)
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i see
Posted: at 23-05-2013 01:14 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 23-05-2013 07:25 PM (11 years ago)
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dokay
Posted: at 23-05-2013 07:25 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- etibaba at 23-05-2013 09:30 PM (11 years ago)
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Old post.
Posted: at 23-05-2013 09:30 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Shegzan at 24-05-2013 01:35 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: etibaba on 23-05-2013 09:30 PM
Old post.
k,bye#
Posted: at 24-05-2013 01:35 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 4-06-2013 12:28 PM (11 years ago)
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