the sales man,"whats so special about the
parrot?" sales man says the parrot can talk so
the lady asks the parrot."how do I look?" the
parrot replied "you look like a prostitute!" the
lady got pissed off, and tels the sales man
that its a very rude parrot and she cannot buy
it...
The sales man told the lady to please wait for
2minutes,
so he took the parrot to the back of the store
and shoves the parrot into a bucket of water
and when he pulls the parrot out, he says:
"if you disrespect out there i will soak you in
water again.. And he took the parrot back
outside. The sales man asked the lady to ask
the parrot questions again.
LADY: if i come home with 1 man what would
u think?
PARROT: he's your husband.
LADY: 2 men?
PARROT: Your husband and his brother.
LADY: 3 men?
PARROT: Your husband, his brother and your
brother.
LADY: 4 men?
PARROT: sir please bring the phyuking bucket
of water, I already told you she is a Prostitute!
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