The Young Punker

Date: 30-05-2009 7:11 am (14 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
- at 30-05-2009 07:11 AM (14 years ago)
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A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolored hair that’s green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he’s without shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who just glares at him for the next ten miles.

Finally, the punk gets self conscious and barks at the old man: “What are you looking at you old fart? Didn’t you ever do anything wild when you were young?”

Without missing a beat, the old man replies: “Yeah. Back when I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son.”

Posted: at 30-05-2009 07:11 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Sillyjokker at 30-05-2009 07:44 AM (14 years ago)
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- Sillyjokker at 30-05-2009 12:50 PM (14 years ago)
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dotting... a mistake
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- federico at 30-05-2009 01:34 PM (14 years ago)
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na him son
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- KleverC at 30-05-2009 02:00 PM (14 years ago)
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im follow him papa
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- nollylove at 2-06-2009 02:05 AM (14 years ago)
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 Shocked
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- Sillyjokker at 2-06-2009 09:24 AM (14 years ago)
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Hi Fred, whatz up?
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