Dont be pissed

Date: 19-06-2013 8:22 am (11 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
- at 19-06-2013 08:22 AM (11 years ago)
(f)
What is PISS? When you take 6hours
journey to see a guy you meet online
and on getting there, his phone is
switched off!
You are PISSED!
After trying his line several hours and
still off, You felt you should check into a
hotel On getting there, You discovered
your wallet containing all ur money has
been stolen
You are SO... PISSED!
You dropped your bag @ the reception
Ran to a nearby bank to withdraw with
your Atm card. On getting there, ATM
traps your card. Angrily, you went
straight into the bank to complain and
they tell you to come for your card in a
week time. Honestly you are HELL
PISSED!
On your way back to the hotel with
absolute rage You received an alert that
"Your account has been debited with
50k Cash withdrawn from ATM.
OMG! YOU ARE BADLY PISSED!
Still lost in rage You got to the hotel only
to find out your bag is no more. You
asked the receptionist, she points to an
inscription on The notice board to you
which reads "bags kept @owners risk".
Ooh what a pity! You are DAMN PISSED!
In the bid to make trouble She calls the
security to lock you up. oh! Who will bail you
now?
You are PISSED! IN FACT, YOU DON
PISS FOR BODY!!


Posted: at 19-06-2013 08:22 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
- krock1 at 19-06-2013 01:04 PM (11 years ago)
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chummyli,tell me this is not true confession!?
Posted: at 19-06-2013 01:04 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 19-06-2013 07:53 PM (11 years ago)
(m)
if piss dey worry u and instead of u to go straight and piss..u begin dey tell us hw u no meet ur boyfriend on date wit him and u come lost ur wallet or pause plus ur atm at the same time...and afta u cum piss for ur body.......then u are completely pisses

Posted: at 19-06-2013 07:53 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 20-06-2013 11:25 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 19-06-2013 07:53 PM
if piss dey worry u and instead of u to go straight and piss..u begin dey tell us hw u no meet ur boyfriend on date wit him and u come lost ur wallet or pause plus ur atm at the same time...and afta u cum piss for ur body.......then u are completely pisses

abi ooooooooooooo
Posted: at 20-06-2013 11:25 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 21-06-2013 07:31 AM (11 years ago)
(f)
Nawaaaaa oooooo make una begin de laf 4 d joke jor

Posted: at 21-06-2013 07:31 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 21-06-2013 08:26 AM (11 years ago)
(m)
As in laffin jackass kwanu

Posted: at 21-06-2013 08:26 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 21-06-2013 10:32 PM (11 years ago)
(m)
 Grin

Posted: at 21-06-2013 10:32 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 22-06-2013 08:23 AM (11 years ago)
(f)
Franel u r in spirit jor

Posted: at 22-06-2013 08:23 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 22-06-2013 10:43 AM (11 years ago)
(m)
as in high spirit abii

Posted: at 22-06-2013 10:43 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 22-06-2013 09:54 PM (11 years ago)
(f)
No lafing spirit

Posted: at 22-06-2013 09:54 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 26-06-2013 09:17 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 21-06-2013 07:31 AM
Nawaaaaa oooooo make una begin de laf 4 d joke jor

Generator laugh abi caterpillar laugh abi na lister own you want?

Posted: at 26-06-2013 09:17 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- silverndgold at 26-06-2013 11:41 PM (11 years ago)
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 Embarrassedjoke don sawa Embarrassed

Posted: at 26-06-2013 11:41 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 20-01-2014 02:44 AM (11 years ago)
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I piss

Posted: at 20-01-2014 02:44 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 20-01-2014 12:05 PM (11 years ago)
(f)
zeigbo
Posted: at 20-01-2014 12:05 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 26-01-2014 12:14 AM (11 years ago)
(m)
Huh i hear my name

Posted: at 26-01-2014 12:14 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 27-01-2014 02:27 PM (11 years ago)
(f)
waiting dey ur hand?
Posted: at 27-01-2014 02:27 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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