A Sunday school teacher is
concerned that his students
might be a little confused
about Jesus, so he asks his
class, "Where is Jesus
today?"
Steven raises his hand and
says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my
heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand
furiously and blurts out,
"He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks
Little Johnny how he knows
this.
"Well," Little Johnny says,
"every morning, my father
gets up, bangs on the
bathroom door and yells
'Jesus Christ, are you still in
there?!'"
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