THE MAGIC ROBOT

Date: 13-05-2008 11:36 am (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
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- at 13-05-2008 11:36 AM (16 years ago)
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One day, Chinedu's dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a liar and would slap the person who lied on the face.
Chinedu returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?"
Chinedu answered, "Dad, we had extra classes today".
Much to his astonishment the robot jumped up and slapped Chinedu on his face.
His dad told him, "Son this robot is special in that it can detect a liar and will then slap the person who lied. Now come on tell me the truth.
Why are you late?"
"Dad, I went to a movie"
"Which movie?"
"The Ten Commandments"
Immediately, Chinedu got another slap on the face from the robot.
"Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie Sex Queen".
"Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved" Immediately, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.
Hearing the last sentence, Chinedu's mother comes walking out of the kitchen and sarcastically says to her husband, "After all he is YOUR son!!!"
To which the robot steps up and gives Chinedu's mother a resounding slap on her face

Posted: at 13-05-2008 11:36 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- osituga at 18-05-2008 08:54 AM (16 years ago)
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Haha Chinedu na Bastard
Posted: at 18-05-2008 08:54 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- khadijah at 19-05-2008 03:59 AM (16 years ago)
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this is somewhere in the forumss
Posted: at 19-05-2008 03:59 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 20-05-2008 03:20 AM (16 years ago)
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heard of this b4..
Posted: at 20-05-2008 03:20 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 21-05-2008 08:17 AM (16 years ago)
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@poster....one slap from me

Posted: at 21-05-2008 08:17 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- elusakin at 26-09-2009 06:50 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 26-09-2009 06:50 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 26-09-2009 07:00 AM (15 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 26-09-2009 07:00 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 26-09-2009 08:52 AM (15 years ago)
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This is very funny like xter
Posted: at 26-09-2009 08:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 26-09-2009 08:55 AM (15 years ago)
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not like me i'm not promiscuos

Posted: at 26-09-2009 08:55 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 26-09-2009 08:56 AM (15 years ago)
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ok, it is next to u
Posted: at 26-09-2009 08:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 26-09-2009 08:57 AM (15 years ago)
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maybe u not me

Posted: at 26-09-2009 08:57 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 26-09-2009 08:59 AM (15 years ago)
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u dont know urself. i who noz u betta can tell u.
Posted: at 26-09-2009 08:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 26-09-2009 11:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Too old

Posted: at 26-09-2009 11:47 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 27-09-2009 12:32 AM (15 years ago)
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2 bad

Posted: at 27-09-2009 12:32 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 27-09-2009 01:08 AM (15 years ago)
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NICE ONE THERE Grin
Posted: at 27-09-2009 01:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 27-09-2009 05:51 AM (15 years ago)
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tuface nii

Posted: at 27-09-2009 05:51 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 27-09-2009 07:53 AM (15 years ago)
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xter, u mean you dont have mouth or something
Posted: at 27-09-2009 07:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 27-09-2009 08:17 AM (15 years ago)
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i'm o mouthed

Posted: at 27-09-2009 08:17 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 27-09-2009 08:22 AM (15 years ago)
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Then y a u ever covering that place. yo spitting in ur hands
Posted: at 27-09-2009 08:22 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 27-09-2009 08:41 AM (15 years ago)
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no,i dont wanna take the pix my niggy snapped it

Posted: at 27-09-2009 08:41 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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