love_omotola at 13-05-2008 11:36 AM (16 years ago)
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One day, Chinedu's dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a liar and would slap the person who lied on the face. Chinedu returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?" Chinedu answered, "Dad, we had extra classes today". Much to his astonishment the robot jumped up and slapped Chinedu on his face. His dad told him, "Son this robot is special in that it can detect a liar and will then slap the person who lied. Now come on tell me the truth. Why are you late?" "Dad, I went to a movie" "Which movie?" "The Ten Commandments" Immediately, Chinedu got another slap on the face from the robot. "Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie Sex Queen". "Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved" Immediately, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot. Hearing the last sentence, Chinedu's mother comes walking out of the kitchen and sarcastically says to her husband, "After all he is YOUR son!!!" To which the robot steps up and gives Chinedu's mother a resounding slap on her face
Posted: at 13-05-2008 11:36 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming