Man or woman?

Date: 15-06-2009 10:53 am (15 years ago) | Author: Teeco Designer
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- at 15-06-2009 10:53 AM (15 years ago)
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A man and a woman just had sex. The man pulls out a cigarette and asks the woman, "Do you have a lighter?"

The woman replies, " There's some matches in the top drawer. "

The man opens it and finds matches perfectly aligned in a row over a photo of a man.

The man asks, " Is this your boyfriend?"

The woman say's, "No"

The guy asks, " Your husband?"

The woman says, "No"

The guy asks, " Well who is it then?"

The woman replies, " That's me before my operation!"

Posted: at 15-06-2009 10:53 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- size1 at 15-06-2009 02:27 PM (15 years ago)
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No coment
Posted: at 15-06-2009 02:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 15-06-2009 02:31 PM (15 years ago)
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U are confused hehehehe
Posted: at 15-06-2009 02:31 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Abms at 15-06-2009 02:32 PM (15 years ago)
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unexpected kinda funny and bad mind at the same ttime Smiley
Posted: at 15-06-2009 02:32 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- size1 at 15-06-2009 02:34 PM (15 years ago)
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no cos i'm Suspecting u
Posted: at 15-06-2009 02:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 15-06-2009 03:02 PM (15 years ago)
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who Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 15-06-2009 03:02 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Recoverd at 15-06-2009 03:10 PM (15 years ago)
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Lolol
Posted: at 15-06-2009 03:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- SexyJuly at 15-06-2009 03:35 PM (15 years ago)
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grrhh!
Posted: at 15-06-2009 03:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 15-06-2009 05:13 PM (15 years ago)
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brb
Posted: at 15-06-2009 05:13 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 15-06-2009 05:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 15-06-2009 02:27 PM
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oya comment! comment!!
Posted: at 15-06-2009 05:17 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- olame4 at 10-07-2009 03:23 PM (15 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 10-07-2009 03:23 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 10-07-2009 03:27 PM (15 years ago)
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No Tresspassing here pls....
Posted: at 10-07-2009 03:27 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emmymth at 10-07-2009 03:55 PM (15 years ago)
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no comment
Posted: at 10-07-2009 03:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 10-07-2009 03:58 PM (15 years ago)
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then pass....
Posted: at 10-07-2009 03:58 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emmymth at 10-07-2009 04:23 PM (15 years ago)
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first pass
Posted: at 10-07-2009 04:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 10-07-2009 04:28 PM (15 years ago)
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Parking
Posted: at 10-07-2009 04:28 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 10-07-2009 11:37 PM (15 years ago)
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teeco u go carry man
Posted: at 10-07-2009 11:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 11-07-2009 12:02 PM (15 years ago)
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go where?? @Federico
Posted: at 11-07-2009 12:02 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 12-07-2009 01:36 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmn
Posted: at 12-07-2009 01:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 13-07-2009 11:34 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 13-07-2009 11:34 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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