Dumb Wives

Date: 16-06-2009 7:56 am (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 16-06-2009 07:56 AM (15 years ago)
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The Englishman says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a fridge to keep it in.”

The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker.

“Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car,” he laments, “and she doesn’t even know how to drive!”

The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch.

However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. “Ah, it kills me everytime I think of it,” he chuckles. “My wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn’t even have a penis!”



Posted: at 16-06-2009 07:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Recoverd at 16-06-2009 09:54 AM (15 years ago)
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Omg!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... D third guy cary 1st class 4 stupidity. Lololol
Posted: at 16-06-2009 09:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 16-06-2009 09:59 AM (15 years ago)
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YOU ARE CORRECT RECOVERED... AND THE MAN THINKS HIS WIFE IS...DUMB

Posted: at 16-06-2009 09:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bk4real at 16-06-2009 10:20 AM (15 years ago)
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it is not his fault, it is bcos d wife knows dat he is dumb dat is y somebody else is managing her
Posted: at 16-06-2009 10:20 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 16-06-2009 10:25 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: bk4real on 16-06-2009 10:20 AM
it is not his fault, it is bcos d wife knows dat he is dumb dat is y somebody else is managing her

And Who told you sumone is managing her. haha Grin Grin

Posted: at 16-06-2009 10:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mabello at 17-06-2009 05:31 PM (15 years ago)
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Dumber husbands.

Haha!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 17-06-2009 05:31 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 17-06-2009 10:39 PM (15 years ago)
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mumu
Posted: at 17-06-2009 10:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 18-06-2009 01:33 AM (15 years ago)
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very funny

Posted: at 18-06-2009 01:33 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 18-06-2009 01:33 AM (15 years ago)
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very funny

Posted: at 18-06-2009 01:33 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 18-06-2009 01:33 AM (15 years ago)
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very funny

Posted: at 18-06-2009 01:33 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 18-06-2009 08:21 AM (15 years ago)
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sheenor, how many times? the thing really sweet you o!

Anyway,thanks!!!!!

Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:21 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 18-06-2009 11:02 PM (15 years ago)
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nor mind sheenor´na watin him wife do to am
Posted: at 18-06-2009 11:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 21-06-2009 01:04 PM (15 years ago)
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haha

Posted: at 21-06-2009 01:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 21-06-2009 02:19 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 21-06-2009 02:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 22-06-2009 02:25 PM (15 years ago)
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ok.../I've had

Posted: at 22-06-2009 02:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 22-06-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 22-06-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 22-06-2009 05:35 PM (15 years ago)
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the guy dey talk sense na? abi the woman get penis? ......... although maybe she dey go for servicing....
Posted: at 22-06-2009 05:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 22-06-2009 05:37 PM (15 years ago)
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kido you don dey spoil ooo

Posted: at 22-06-2009 05:37 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 22-06-2009 06:33 PM (15 years ago)
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HEHEHE
Posted: at 22-06-2009 06:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 22-06-2009 06:37 PM (15 years ago)
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mumu husband, stupidity level 1
Posted: at 22-06-2009 06:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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