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![-]( "Sillyjokker") Sillyjokker at 16-06-2009 08:33 AM (15 years ago)  (f) Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."
Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough consultants."
Applicant: "That's okay, with my experience, I can be an adviser."
Employer: "More than we can use already."
Applicant (getting desperate): "I'm not proud. I can do paperwork, I'll be a clerk, If you have too many, I'll start as a janitor."
Employer: "It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications."
Applicant (stands, angrily yells): "To work for you I'd have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!"
Employer: "Well, you didn't say you were an attorney! Have a seat, we may have an opening."
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 16-06-2009 08:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Recoverd") Recoverd at 16-06-2009 09:24 AM (15 years ago) (f) Chei! Lol | Posted: at 16-06-2009 09:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Thanks recovered
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 16-06-2009 09:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Mabello") Mabello at 17-06-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago) (f) lol good | Posted: at 17-06-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 18-06-2009 12:11 AM (15 years ago) (m) hmmmm | Posted: at 18-06-2009 12:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Sheenor") Sheenor at 18-06-2009 01:16 AM (15 years ago) (m) see o
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure | Posted: at 18-06-2009 01:16 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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What are we seein |Sheeno
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "byenny") byenny at 18-06-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago) (m) not funny | Posted: at 18-06-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Jayms") Jayms at 19-06-2009 06:48 PM (15 years ago) (m) duh | Posted: at 19-06-2009 06:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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ok
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 21-06-2009 01:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "dinho4lyf") dinho4lyf at 21-06-2009 02:22 PM (15 years ago) (m) 9ice | Posted: at 21-06-2009 02:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Sheenor") Sheenor at 22-06-2009 02:57 AM (15 years ago) (m) see joke
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure | Posted: at 22-06-2009 02:57 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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mmm...
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 22-06-2009 02:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "omatseye") omatseye at 22-06-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago) (m) suspecting | Posted: at 22-06-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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see joke
we don see am now... abi you see sumthing else for the joke? | Posted: at 22-06-2009 04:14 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "kido123") kido123 at 22-06-2009 05:31 PM (15 years ago) (m) interpretation needed... | Posted: at 22-06-2009 05:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 22-06-2009 05:38 PM (15 years ago) (m) where???
| Posted: at 22-06-2009 05:38 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "dinho4lyf") dinho4lyf at 22-06-2009 07:14 PM (15 years ago) (m) COMING SOON | Posted: at 22-06-2009 07:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "segxi") segxi at 22-06-2009 07:38 PM (15 years ago) (m) hmmm | Posted: at 22-06-2009 07:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 23-06-2009 08:56 AM (15 years ago) (m) O.K. ooooooooo
| Posted: at 23-06-2009 08:56 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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