if u are good in making love this will do for u

Date: 18-06-2009 6:25 am (15 years ago) | Author: ebuk sunny
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- at 18-06-2009 06:25 AM (15 years ago)
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Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.[/b]

Posted: at 18-06-2009 06:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Recoverd at 18-06-2009 06:31 AM (15 years ago)
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Blind me..
Posted: at 18-06-2009 06:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 18-06-2009 06:31 AM (15 years ago)
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Blind me..
Posted: at 18-06-2009 06:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 18-06-2009 06:31 AM (15 years ago)
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Blind me..
Posted: at 18-06-2009 06:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chixom at 18-06-2009 06:39 AM (15 years ago)
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Eeehhhhhh, soooo na so u dey waka piom piom piom, dey go lick people yansh, i don catch u 2day.
Posted: at 18-06-2009 06:39 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- myragonza at 18-06-2009 07:22 AM (15 years ago)
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virgin
Posted: at 18-06-2009 07:22 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- SAmyrocko at 18-06-2009 11:27 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmm. off to see my babe
Posted: at 18-06-2009 11:27 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Phil2 at 18-06-2009 03:06 PM (15 years ago)
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joking................
                        .
                           
Posted: at 18-06-2009 03:06 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- diplomatik at 18-06-2009 03:15 PM (15 years ago)
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wth...is this.... Huh?
Posted: at 18-06-2009 03:15 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 18-06-2009 03:51 PM (15 years ago)
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u dont reveal ur secret be dat...............
Posted: at 18-06-2009 03:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Resi at 18-06-2009 04:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Am good @ love making but i dont gt the mathematics,cud u pls explain futher
Posted: at 18-06-2009 04:26 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- welli at 18-06-2009 05:31 PM (15 years ago)
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 If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. If: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And: K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But: A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% THEN, look how far the love of God will take you: L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D 12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101% Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top! It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just the way I did.
Posted: at 18-06-2009 05:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- welli at 18-06-2009 05:32 PM (15 years ago)
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A popular Yahoo message!!
Posted: at 18-06-2009 05:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOPEA23 at 18-06-2009 05:33 PM (15 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 18-06-2009 05:33 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- SAmyrocko at 18-06-2009 05:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on 18-06-2009 03:51 PM
u dont reveal ur secret be dat...............



 Grin
Posted: at 18-06-2009 05:34 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blackberryPearl at 18-06-2009 05:36 PM (15 years ago)
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LMFAO
Posted: at 18-06-2009 05:36 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- SAmyrocko at 18-06-2009 07:49 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmm.
Posted: at 18-06-2009 07:49 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- pepigambit at 18-06-2009 08:02 PM (15 years ago)
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this a popular message.....stop bringin shits to np...mata of fact idonno wy am on dis page
Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- macgreat at 18-06-2009 08:05 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: blackberryPearl on 18-06-2009 05:36 PM
LMFAO

yeah
Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:05 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- pepigambit at 18-06-2009 08:06 PM (15 years ago)
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oh great!
Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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