if u are good in making love this will do for u (Page 2)

Date: 18-06-2009 6:25 am (15 years ago) | Author: ebuk sunny
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- macgreat at 18-06-2009 08:08 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: pepigambit on 18-06-2009 08:02 PM
this a popular message.....stop bringin shits to np...mata of fact idonno wy am on dis page

Quote from: pepigambit on 18-06-2009 08:06 PM
oh great!

Dguy no create Children forum for this NP..  Sad
Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:08 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- pepigambit at 18-06-2009 08:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: macgreat on 18-06-2009 08:08 PM
Quote from: pepigambit on 18-06-2009 08:02 PM
this a popular message.....stop bringin shits to np...mata of fact idonno wy am on dis page

Quote from: pepigambit on 18-06-2009 08:06 PM
oh great!

Dguy no create Children forum for this NP..  Sad
so for ya mind bros u don old abi.......no b only ;
Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- luvvy at 18-06-2009 08:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: ebuk4 on 18-06-2009 06:25 AM
Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.[/b]

this is d way ur teacher teach u?
Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- osaomo at 18-06-2009 08:22 PM (15 years ago)
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crap!
Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- pepigambit at 18-06-2009 08:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: osaomo on 18-06-2009 08:22 PM
crap!
did u have to quote him jus to tell us its crap......jeez we all knw dat
Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- osaomo at 18-06-2009 08:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: pepigambit on 18-06-2009 08:23 PM
Quote from: osaomo on 18-06-2009 08:22 PM
crap!
did u have to quote him jus to tell us its crap......jeez we all knw dat


 Huh? Huh? Huh?....i didn't quote him.
Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- pepigambit at 18-06-2009 08:28 PM (15 years ago)
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ooops my bad d cartoon guy distrcted me......hope u aint pissed
Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- osaomo at 18-06-2009 08:32 PM (15 years ago)
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naahhh...nt at all..  Smiley
Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- luvvy at 18-06-2009 08:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: pepigambit on 18-06-2009 08:28 PM
ooops my bad d cartoon guy distrcted me......hope u aint pissed

 Shocked Shocked  F*ck u
Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- pepigambit at 18-06-2009 08:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: luvvy on 18-06-2009 08:36 PM
Quote from: pepigambit on 18-06-2009 08:28 PM
ooops my bad d cartoon guy distrcted me......hope u aint pissed

 Shocked Shocked  F*ck u
Grin complement ...thanku
Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- pepigambit at 18-06-2009 08:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: osaomo on 18-06-2009 08:32 PM
naahhh...nt at all..  Smiley
nice pics osa ..u is kilin
Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- around_d_corner at 18-06-2009 08:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: welli on 18-06-2009 05:31 PM
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. If: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And: K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But: A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% THEN, look how far the love of God will take you: L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D 12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101% Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top! It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just the way I did.
impressive dear  gud piece...........
Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:45 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- osaomo at 18-06-2009 08:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: pepigambit on 18-06-2009 08:40 PM
Quote from: osaomo on 18-06-2009 08:32 PM
naahhh...nt at all..  Smiley
nice pics osa ..u is kilin



lool....thanks!
Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 18-06-2009 08:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: ebuk4 on 18-06-2009 06:25 AM
Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.[/b]

just a 4ckin coincidence.......gosh
Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:49 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- around_d_corner at 18-06-2009 08:58 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 18-06-2009 08:49 PM
Quote from: ebuk4 on 18-06-2009 06:25 AM
Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.[/b]

just a 4ckin coincidence.......gosh
hahahaaaaaaaa men i wonder ooooooooo
Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- pepigambit at 18-06-2009 09:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: osaomo on 18-06-2009 08:48 PM
Quote from: pepigambit on 18-06-2009 08:40 PM
Quote from: osaomo on 18-06-2009 08:32 PM
naahhh...nt at all..  Smiley
nice pics osa ..u is kilin



lool....thanks!
i mean it ooo...now i seen someone as preety as me... Wink Grin.....and pls tell all dese guys to stop quotin dat guy em wat is his name..poster
Posted: at 18-06-2009 09:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ebuk4 at 18-06-2009 09:29 PM (15 years ago)
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pepigambit@ OVER TOO KNOW NA U BE
Posted: at 18-06-2009 09:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennee at 18-06-2009 11:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Chixom on 18-06-2009 06:39 AM
Eeehhhhhh, soooo na so u dey waka piom piom piom, dey go lick people yansh, i don catch u 2day.

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-06-2009 11:23 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 19-06-2009 04:27 AM (15 years ago)
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U and V W X Y and Z. Now I've learned my ABCs. Tell me what you think of me!
Posted: at 19-06-2009 04:27 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ebuk4 at 19-06-2009 06:25 AM (15 years ago)
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[email protected] are a bad learner
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