if u are good in making love this will do for u (Page 3)

Date: 18-06-2009 6:25 am (15 years ago) | Author: ebuk sunny
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- myragonza at 19-06-2009 07:09 AM (15 years ago)
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well...thats what u think of me.....
Posted: at 19-06-2009 07:09 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ebuk4 at 19-06-2009 08:54 PM (15 years ago)
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myragonza@ i have never thought dat about u....but u just made urself clear...so we all go with ur saying
Posted: at 19-06-2009 08:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- pepigambit at 19-06-2009 10:57 PM (15 years ago)
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mmcchheww i nefa ssee ibo guy like dis em em em wetin b in name em...kilooroko em mcheww
Posted: at 19-06-2009 10:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bali4real at 19-06-2009 11:37 PM (15 years ago)
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hehen! na u be d latest sexmatician abi!
Posted: at 19-06-2009 11:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ceejay58 at 20-06-2009 12:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: ebuk4 on 18-06-2009 06:25 AM
Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.[/b]

stori..... Lips Sealed
Posted: at 20-06-2009 12:53 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ebuk4 at 20-06-2009 01:37 AM (15 years ago)
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pepigambit@ na real sori oooooooooooooooooooooo
Posted: at 20-06-2009 01:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- naijadbest at 20-06-2009 01:49 AM (15 years ago)
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@ebuk4 Na now i just know say you don tay for this game.
Posted: at 20-06-2009 01:49 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solazed at 20-06-2009 08:46 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: ebuk4 on 18-06-2009 06:25 AM
Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.[/b]

ok, so wat else's new?
Posted: at 20-06-2009 08:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Beauti4 at 20-06-2009 06:26 PM (15 years ago)
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can u imagine this poster...?
Posted: at 20-06-2009 06:26 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Akpan01 at 20-06-2009 06:36 PM (15 years ago)
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CHEIII I NOT FIT COUNT OO HE HE HE
I MANAGE MY OWN WAY SHA BUT THANX FOR ADVISE
Posted: at 20-06-2009 06:36 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- onchedu at 20-06-2009 06:57 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 20-06-2009 06:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ebuk4 at 21-06-2009 01:13 AM (15 years ago)
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naijadbest@ THE GAME IS AS OLD AS U
Posted: at 21-06-2009 01:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ruggedrod at 21-06-2009 03:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Great sense, Roll Eyes but wrong subject heading.
Posted: at 21-06-2009 03:54 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- chrissiebee at 21-06-2009 04:23 PM (15 years ago)
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I used to do this ish when i was still in primary school oo!  thx for the memories!
Posted: at 21-06-2009 04:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- pepigambit at 21-06-2009 04:48 PM (15 years ago)
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ahhh  olodo...see wetin u bin dey do.......mus have ben love sprunged den..
Posted: at 21-06-2009 04:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ceejay58 at 21-06-2009 07:47 PM (15 years ago)
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se i fit pass sha? Grin
Posted: at 21-06-2009 07:47 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- pepigambit at 21-06-2009 07:54 PM (15 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 21-06-2009 07:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ceejay58 at 21-06-2009 07:59 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-06-2009 07:59 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- GlamourPuss at 21-06-2009 10:32 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmm..sad..but is 2ru
Posted: at 21-06-2009 10:32 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- shanique at 21-06-2009 11:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Chixom on 18-06-2009 06:39 AM
Eeehhhhhh, soooo na so u dey waka piom piom piom, dey go lick people yansh, i don catch u 2day.

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy lmaooooo
Posted: at 21-06-2009 11:09 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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