Making a bet at a bar

Date: 27-06-2009 7:46 am (15 years ago) | Author: fred ehigie
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- at 27-06-2009 07:46 AM (15 years ago)
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 Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money. "I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

Posted: at 27-06-2009 07:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- teeco at 27-06-2009 12:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Eh'' Eh''
Posted: at 27-06-2009 12:55 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 27-06-2009 01:06 PM (15 years ago)
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u don start again
Posted: at 27-06-2009 01:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- spindle at 27-06-2009 01:44 PM (15 years ago)
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na wah o!
Posted: at 27-06-2009 01:44 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 27-06-2009 02:32 PM (15 years ago)
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no just trying to say niceeeee........
Posted: at 27-06-2009 02:32 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 27-06-2009 03:02 PM (15 years ago)
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ok o
Posted: at 27-06-2009 03:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-06-2009 03:03 PM (15 years ago)
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yes...keeping the spirit of laughter.........
Posted: at 27-06-2009 03:03 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 27-06-2009 03:13 PM (15 years ago)
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again....
Posted: at 27-06-2009 03:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-06-2009 03:17 PM (15 years ago)
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and again....
Posted: at 27-06-2009 03:17 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 27-06-2009 03:30 PM (15 years ago)
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and again and again??'
Posted: at 27-06-2009 03:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-06-2009 03:53 PM (15 years ago)
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yes oooooo
Posted: at 27-06-2009 03:53 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 27-06-2009 03:54 PM (15 years ago)
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ok o
Posted: at 27-06-2009 03:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-06-2009 04:01 PM (15 years ago)
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oboy it's closing time
Posted: at 27-06-2009 04:01 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 28-06-2009 01:05 AM (15 years ago)
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ur cafe wan close
Posted: at 28-06-2009 01:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 08:40 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 28-06-2009 01:05 AM
ur cafe wan close
no be cafe I dey go oooooo
Posted: at 29-06-2009 08:40 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- efe2004 at 29-06-2009 11:01 AM (15 years ago)
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where you u dey go......... Huh?
Posted: at 29-06-2009 11:01 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- stealth_biatch at 29-06-2009 11:03 AM (15 years ago)
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lolzzz
Posted: at 29-06-2009 11:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 29-06-2009 11:47 AM (15 years ago)
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na office i dey
Posted: at 29-06-2009 11:47 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- byenny at 29-06-2009 06:54 PM (15 years ago)
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good1
Posted: at 29-06-2009 06:54 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Recoverd at 29-06-2009 08:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Na d guy mumu pas
Posted: at 29-06-2009 08:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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