ADVICE TO YOUNG MEN

Date: 30-08-2013 3:44 pm (10 years ago) | Author: CHIZZY2BIZZY
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- at 30-08-2013 03:44 PM (10 years ago)
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1.) when she says let's meet, make sure you
meet her where they don't sell food or beer-
maybe Post Office, Church or even the Round
About..
2) if U R broke & it's X-mas time or her
Birthday, just start some beef & make up after
the event!
3) if she asks U for airtime coz she wants to
send U sweet texts, just send her 100mb
data bundle & tell her it's for the whole week
on Facebook..
4) if she asks U to take her out on a Sunday,
just carry a Bible & take her to the nearest
Church!
5) she says she wants to see a Movie, go
home wit her & give her a CD bag to choose
her Movie..
6) she wants another phone coz she wants to
have 2 lines?? Go get her a Chinese double
Sim, or better still,a tripple Sim...
Ladies Don't Get Mad At Me lolz....Hehehehehehe

Posted: at 30-08-2013 03:44 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- francischi at 30-08-2013 03:50 PM (10 years ago)
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and if she tell you to post this shit.. just tell her say na pb4
Posted: at 30-08-2013 03:50 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 30-08-2013 03:56 PM (10 years ago)
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if she say u be francischi ...knw se she dey call you mumu
Posted: at 30-08-2013 03:56 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 30-08-2013 04:04 PM (10 years ago)
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were my Cain dey self 
Posted: at 30-08-2013 04:04 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 30-08-2013 04:10 PM (10 years ago)
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e dey between your legs Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-08-2013 04:10 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 30-08-2013 04:12 PM (10 years ago)
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olodo..... no tell me say u knw no wetin be cain again 

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Posted: at 30-08-2013 04:12 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 30-08-2013 05:00 PM (10 years ago)
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yeye upgraded
Posted: at 30-08-2013 05:00 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 30-08-2013 05:55 PM (10 years ago)
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ok Huh?
Posted: at 30-08-2013 05:55 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 30-08-2013 06:19 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 30-08-2013 06:19 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 31-08-2013 12:59 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: ANELEEVEREST on 30-08-2013 03:56 PM
if she say u be francischi ...knw se she dey call you mumu
i had a good laugh at this. but aneleeverest, na like ds u wan take get wife?
Posted: at 31-08-2013 12:59 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 31-08-2013 05:00 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on 31-08-2013 12:59 PM
i had a good laugh at this. but aneleeverest, na like ds u wan take get wife?
na so u de tk laugh ?
Posted: at 31-08-2013 05:00 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 31-08-2013 10:27 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on 30-08-2013 03:50 PM
and if she tell you to post this sh*t.. just tell her say na pb4

Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-08-2013 10:27 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 2-09-2013 02:19 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on 31-08-2013 05:00 PM
na so u de tk laugh ?
i was referring to u & d poster's jibe. hehehhehehehhe
Posted: at 2-09-2013 02:19 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 2-09-2013 08:27 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on  2-09-2013 02:19 PM
i was referring to u & d poster's jibe. hehehhehehehhe
ndo
Posted: at 2-09-2013 08:27 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 3-09-2013 05:40 AM (10 years ago)
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Smiley
Posted: at 3-09-2013 05:40 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 3-09-2013 02:59 PM (10 years ago)
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sorry every one but na joke
Posted: at 3-09-2013 02:59 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 4-09-2013 06:29 AM (10 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 4-09-2013 06:29 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 4-09-2013 07:15 PM (10 years ago)
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y that Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 4-09-2013 07:15 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ANELEEVEREST at 5-09-2013 10:13 AM (10 years ago)
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ehe
Posted: at 5-09-2013 10:13 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWHUMOUR at 5-09-2013 10:17 AM (10 years ago)
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una yeye don tire me  Embarrassed
Posted: at 5-09-2013 10:17 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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