He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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DAUDA : I am Proud because my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
DAUDA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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DAUDA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
DAUDA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is the finals.
============ ========= ========= ========= ====
DAUDA : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
DAUDA : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
============ ========= ========= ========= ==
DAUDA : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
DAUDA : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! You have come again..
============ ========= ========= ========= ====
DAUDA complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'Why didn't the thief take the TV?'
DAUDA : 'I was watching TV news...'
============ ========= ========= ========= ==
DAUDA comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'
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How do you recognize DAUDA in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
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Once DAUDA had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So a man asked him why? He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ==
DAUDA is in a bar when his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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DAUDA : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
DAUDA - If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
DAUDA : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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DAUDA told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
DAUDA : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go
Happy Reading.
Have a Nice Day
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