love dress

Date: 12-07-2009 1:28 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Caleb G
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- at 12-07-2009 01:28 PM (13 years ago)
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 A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.
 
  She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to
  see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
  Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
 
  'What are you doing?' she asked.
 
  'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law
  answered.
 
  ' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
  'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.
  'Love dress? But you're naked!'
 
  'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'Every time he sees
  me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.'
 
  The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on
  her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the
  couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
 
  Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there
  so provocatively.
 
  ' What are you doing?' he asked.
  'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
 
  'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'

Posted: at 12-07-2009 01:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- federico at 12-07-2009 07:16 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 12-07-2009 07:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 13-07-2009 11:41 AM (13 years ago)
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hmn
Posted: at 13-07-2009 11:41 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- eljustus at 13-07-2009 12:31 PM (13 years ago)
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B
renda and Steve take their six year old son to see the doctor. With some hesitation, they explain although their little angel appears to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. Doctor examines the child, “just feed him with pancake that should the problem” he declares confidently. Next morning when boy arrives at breakfast, there is a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. “Wow!” he exclaims. “Are this entire mine” “just take two” Brenda explains, “The rest are for your dad.”

Posted: at 13-07-2009 12:31 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- dinho4lyf at 13-07-2009 02:40 PM (13 years ago)
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ANOTHER HMMMMMMM
Posted: at 13-07-2009 02:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 13-07-2009 02:42 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
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- dinho4lyf at 13-07-2009 02:47 PM (13 years ago)
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BRB
Posted: at 13-07-2009 02:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 13-07-2009 02:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Diverting.......
Posted: at 13-07-2009 02:50 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 13-07-2009 02:53 PM (13 years ago)
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TO TIOLET
Posted: at 13-07-2009 02:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 13-07-2009 03:03 PM (13 years ago)
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yessoooooooooo
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- dinho4lyf at 13-07-2009 03:10 PM (13 years ago)
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HEHEHE
Posted: at 13-07-2009 03:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 13-07-2009 03:27 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahaha
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- dinho4lyf at 13-07-2009 03:35 PM (13 years ago)
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^
^
^
^
Posted: at 13-07-2009 03:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 13-07-2009 04:36 PM (13 years ago)
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>>>>>>>
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- byenny at 15-07-2009 03:23 PM (13 years ago)
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meanig tht...
Posted: at 15-07-2009 03:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 15-07-2009 03:29 PM (13 years ago)
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see mugus
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- Recoverd at 15-07-2009 04:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Lol...Funy, @kel
Posted: at 15-07-2009 04:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 15-07-2009 05:41 PM (13 years ago)
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keep it up........
Posted: at 15-07-2009 05:41 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 16-07-2009 03:32 PM (13 years ago)
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doing just that
Posted: at 16-07-2009 03:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dippson at 16-07-2009 04:22 PM (13 years ago)
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u are a good designer, i will give my wife this dress
Posted: at 16-07-2009 04:22 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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