A Medical Problem

An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."

Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"

"Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!"

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    U GO FEAR WHERE MESS DEY SUOND LIKE THUNDER BT SHE NO DEY HERE

Posted: at 16-07-2009 04:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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woman !! ... get dose pills fast and fix yo hearing abeg !!

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Posted: at 16-07-2009 08:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 24-07-2009 07:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 24-07-2009 07:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 25-07-2009 12:18 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Lol

Posted: at 25-07-2009 08:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 31-07-2009 12:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 31-07-2009 06:04 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

The Doctor na bad guy;he dey increase Mrs Harris mess

Posted: at 1-08-2009 04:38 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

HEHEHE

Posted: at 14-08-2009 02:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac