Some Fact About Nigerian Girls And Break Ups.

1. When you dump a Girl from OGUN she will
make a scene for you.

2. When you dump a girl from CALABAR, she will
beat you up and force you to love her again
whether you want to or not.

3. When you dump girl from ABUJA, she
will cry day and night.

4. When you dump a girl from BENIN she will
bewitch you and you will wake up with your balls
on your face.

5. When you dump an ENUGU girl, she will try to
make up to you and ask you to kindly give her
another chance.

6. When you dump a girl from IMO, she won't
even notice because she will be busy removing
her jiggers and eating her Sweet Potatoes.

7. When you dump a girl from WARRI she will
turn her bedroom into a brewery and drink all
sorts of alcohol until she blacks out.

8. Try to dump a girl from LAGOS and she will
sleep around with all your friends.

9. You don't wanna know about PORTHARCOURT
girls, dump her today and in two weeks, you will
be invited to her wedding.

10. Never dump a girl from ANAMBRA if you
dump her, she will tempt your dad and become
your step-mother,

11. Dump a girl from KANO and she will report
you to her dad in the army and you will marry
her at gun-point.

12. Dump a girl from AKWA IBOM, she will gang
up with her friends to rape you..

Good day Naija

Posted: at 16-11-2013 12:44 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie

Dump a girl from joke forum
Like rakelly or Alabi
Don't even think otherwise they go begin dey yeye themself around the rest forum's

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Posted: at 17-11-2013 12:46 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

make una warm expert b4 i cook am

Posted: at 18-11-2013 08:58 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

cannibals in the houx,,,just whistle pass with my hands in the pocked

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Posted: at 20-11-2013 04:41 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

I know say una dey hia so I put my pistol in my pocket..na im I take dat hand hold in my pocket.....u sure say u want me to raise my hands for u to search?

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Posted: at 20-11-2013 04:49 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

e be like say ur cannibal life don tire u abi

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Posted: at 20-11-2013 05:04 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

waitin still with my hands in my pocket

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Posted: at 20-11-2013 05:17 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

amebo,,dem dey worry u?

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Posted: at 20-11-2013 10:45 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 21-11-2013 05:02 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

D oda cannibal..make I see weda she go pass hia

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Posted: at 21-11-2013 09:17 PM (11 years ago) | Hero