An engineer in hell

 
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.  St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.  Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.  After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"  Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great.  We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What???  You've got an engineer?  That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."  Satan says, "No way.  I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."  God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."  Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right.  And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

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Posted: at 31-07-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

ah....... thanks trying to catch up ............

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Posted: at 31-07-2009 07:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

good one

Posted: at 31-07-2009 11:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

keep it up.......that's ma guy

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Posted: at 1-08-2009 11:17 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

teeco my man....... u know u guys laid the fdation..............thanks.....trying to stay cool

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Posted: at 1-08-2009 04:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

lol...gud 1

Posted: at 2-08-2009 12:07 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

keeping the spirit of laughter so high like fire.......hahaha

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Posted: at 3-08-2009 02:49 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 @ teeco, congrats on your posting level. men u don do good... more than me.lol

Posted: at 3-08-2009 08:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

coming up too

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Posted: at 4-08-2009 04:01 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  more like it

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Posted: at 9-09-2009 08:08 PM (15 years ago) | Hero