Where u come from

Date: 31-07-2009 11:48 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Femi
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- at 31-07-2009 11:48 PM (14 years ago)
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A Nigerian man living in Sweden decided to marry a Swedish lady in order to be legally certified via resident status... but the lady was not aware of this. She felt he really loved her. Anyway, seeing that Nigerian men had a bad rap in that particular part of Sweden, our chap decided to lie to the lady. He told her he was from Uganda.

Upon marriage, the lady came home one day and informed our man that she had just met another Swedish lady who had married a Ugandan and they must all have dinner together.

The Naija man was somewhat perplexed, although not perceptibly, and wondered how he'd get out of this spot. He postponed and postponed until he could do so no more.

Finally, the day came when they were to have dinner. The other Swede came in with her Ugandan husband and they all sat at the table. Our Naija chappie was very quiet. "My own don spoil today" was all he could think.

The two Swedish ladies, wanting their husbands to mingle, being from the same homeland, asked them to speak to each other. "Hey! It's not every day you meet people from home.!" they admonished.

Our Naija man, being a man of great savvy, decided that he would just speak Yoruba, and the guy would probably assume he was from some part of Uganda where they spoke a different language. So looking across the table he said: "Egbon Eko ni mi se? Ni bo lo ti ja wa?"

The fellow looked up at our friend. His eyes lit up as he said: "Ah, bobo gan! Omo Eko ni mi se! Omo Eko gan gan!"

Posted: at 31-07-2009 11:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Emmanuel4christ at 1-08-2009 12:13 AM (14 years ago)
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HEHEHEHHEHE 2 THIEVES Grin FUNNY U MAKE ME SMILE..THANKS
Posted: at 1-08-2009 12:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 1-08-2009 12:47 AM (14 years ago)
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9ice 1
Posted: at 1-08-2009 12:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neosha at 1-08-2009 12:52 AM (14 years ago)
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itz a nyc one Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-08-2009 12:52 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nickyvil at 1-08-2009 01:13 AM (14 years ago)
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thanksssssss
Posted: at 1-08-2009 01:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 1-08-2009 01:33 AM (14 years ago)
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WELCOMESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Posted: at 1-08-2009 01:33 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 1-08-2009 02:11 AM (14 years ago)
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okay ooo how is my baby ironlady and is she now coming online
Posted: at 1-08-2009 02:11 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-08-2009 05:13 AM (14 years ago)
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really good stuff, 2 sharp guys

Posted: at 1-08-2009 05:13 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nickyvil at 1-08-2009 06:13 AM (14 years ago)
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yes oo na the koko be dat
Posted: at 1-08-2009 06:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 1-08-2009 11:15 AM (14 years ago)
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hhaha nice one Grin thumb up Grin

Posted: at 1-08-2009 11:15 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kissflames at 2-08-2009 12:11 AM (14 years ago)
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ahahhaa..
Posted: at 2-08-2009 12:11 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- coolguys235 at 2-08-2009 07:57 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahahah u got me laughing............... that was really cool............ohhhhhhhhhhh Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Cool

Posted: at 2-08-2009 07:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 3-08-2009 03:37 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: nickyvil on  1-08-2009 02:11 AM
okay ooo how is my baby ironlady and is she now coming online


I NO NOOO WHERE SHE GO HIDE I HEAR!!! SAY SHE GO DO TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE..Grin
Posted: at 3-08-2009 03:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 3-08-2009 06:10 AM (14 years ago)
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Nickyvil 2gbaski 4 u

Posted: at 3-08-2009 06:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 3-08-2009 09:25 AM (14 years ago)
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nice one nicky.... thats what a joke should be like....
Posted: at 3-08-2009 09:25 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 3-08-2009 11:49 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  3-08-2009 09:25 AM
nice one nicky.... thats what a joke should be like....

abi Grin

Posted: at 3-08-2009 11:49 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 3-08-2009 12:50 PM (14 years ago)
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I need to laugh too. Please translate the last for me. I beg
Posted: at 3-08-2009 12:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 3-08-2009 12:57 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  3-08-2009 12:50 PM
I need to laugh too. Please translate the last for me. I beg

 Grin

Posted: at 3-08-2009 12:57 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 3-08-2009 01:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on  3-08-2009 12:57 PM
Quote from: asaph on  3-08-2009 12:50 PM
I need to laugh too. Please translate the last for me. I beg

 Grin
Have you translated?
Posted: at 3-08-2009 01:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 3-08-2009 01:10 PM (14 years ago)
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am not the one to traslate it for you

Posted: at 3-08-2009 01:10 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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