Kwabena Nkrumah ‘nearly collapsed’ when he peered down into the toilet and saw his attacker (not shown) — who looked ready for seconds.
A Ghanaian man was left in absolute agony after a “big, black snake” bit his joystick as he sat down on a public toilet.
Kwabena Nkrumah was attending to nature’s call in Faaman, Ashanti Region, last Wednesday when the hungry serpent emerged from the bowl and locked its jaws onto the tip of his manhood, reports GhanaWeb.
The terrified 34-year-old jumped up in shock, causing the critter to unhook its mouth and slither away.
Peering down into the bowl, Nkrumah “nearly collapsed” after spotting his attacker — who looked ready to pounce again.
Screaming out “snake, snake, snake,” he caused pandemonium as other toilet users rushed out of the building.
Nkrumah, who started feeling sick and dizzy, was rushed to hospital.
He has since been discharged, reports GhanaWeb.
There’s no news on the condition of the snake.
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 12-12-2013 11:30 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
engrtope at 13-12-2013 01:46 AM (11 years ago) (m)
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Posted: at 13-12-2013 01:46 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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