A Greedy Husband

There was a greedy man who was married to a beautiful wife.

The husband, one day forced his wife to vow to him that if he dies she will withdraw all his money from the bank and bury it with his corps. After so many pressing, the wife agreed and vow.

One day the man died and was buried.

The wife had discussed the vow issue with her best friend before the burial. The friend later visited the wife after the burial ceremony.

She said "don't tell me you actually bury your husband money with his corpse,

And the wife answered, "i did"

she told the friend that she actually paid the money into her own savings account and wrote a cheque and drop it in the husband cassket so that when he gets to heaven he will go and cash the cheque.
 

Posted: at 4-08-2009 08:48 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

in d part 2 of this joke the man will raise up from d grave  and he will go and cash the money 

Posted: at 5-08-2009 11:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yes

Posted: at 5-08-2009 02:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

the joke go get part 2

Posted: at 5-08-2009 02:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

The woman didn't do the needful. So you support thieves.

Posted: at 5-08-2009 02:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Family greedy

Posted: at 5-08-2009 03:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Shokran habib.

Posted: at 5-08-2009 03:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

maku mushikra sadiq

Posted: at 5-08-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Who says thieves are not smart.

Posted: at 5-08-2009 03:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hey man whatz ur own.............. are u the phyuking greedy man...............dont confused being smart with been a thief..........i am beginning to think thatz wat u r planning if u die....... or u no go die again

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Posted: at 5-08-2009 06:38 PM (15 years ago) | Hero