An Igbo man named Jossy mistakenly sent 2million Naira to a wrong phone number via Mobile Money. He realised that before the person withdraws the whole money, he had to think of what to do to get his money back. To the person's phone number, he immediately sent a text: "Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope you are okay. I believe you’ve received the money I sent you for the initiation ceremony into Eternal Mystical Order Of Glorious Satanic Order in the Ogboni Fraternity scheduled to occur at 12midnight tomorrow. That money is only for transport. I will send you more for pocket money and there are riches awaiting you. 2 weeks after the initiation, the family member closest to you will die under mysterious circumstances and this death will unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night and change into all kinds of animals to deliver your various assignments. Remember to carry a syringe and needle meant to draw your blood every 20 minutes. Please don't be late because the Viceroy of Satan himself will be present to officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance. But in case you are not ready to join, please send back the money or you will die in the next24hrs." 3 Minutes later. Jossy gets a Mobile Money message – You have received 2million Naira for your mobile money account.
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 27-12-2013 04:09 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
y u no go lol? bcos franel write ds interesting fake story say u sharp, u con dey lol. try send d money 2 me naa if i no go spend plus d money & all of una 4 d yeye fraternity join. yeye boy
Posted: at 27-12-2013 08:43 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
jossy4reall at 27-12-2013 09:10 AM (11 years ago) (m)
alabi if na u Jossy send d moni like dat....he no go think too much sef b4 he go get am back....he go just tell u say person wey know u well want u dead and d person come send 1m to him so he can kill u,, den he add anoda 1m send to u..make u just send the 2m back so he go show to the person say u add money to wetin he pay b4..so dat d person go make am 5m and u go get ur share of 2.5m and even show u the person wey wan kill u....alabi u go send am back quick quick...yeye girl u think say u get sense
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 27-12-2013 09:10 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
ExpertTbright at 27-12-2013 07:01 PM (11 years ago) (m)
Quote from: jossy4reall on 27-12-2013 09:10 AM
alabi if na u Jossy send d moni like dat....he no go think too much sef b4 he go get am back....he go just tell u say person wey know u well want u dead and d person come send 1m to him so he can kill u,, den he add anoda 1m send to u..make u just send the 2m back so he go show to the person say u add money to wetin he pay b4..so dat d person go make am 5m and u go get ur share of 2.5m and even show u the person wey wan kill u....alabi u go send am back quick quick...yeye girl u think say u get sense
why all jossy are all the same? Hear wetin this one talk too Even jossy wey dey do conductor for Ikorodu na still the same tin Jossy 4 real na the same mama same baba born una?
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 27-12-2013 07:01 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
hehehehhee. oh my goodness. i cant help it @jossy~ u see ur life? see as my boy expert finish u wey u no fit talk. u no say i get sense pass u, no even try 2 argue. yeye boy @expert~ jossy don teach u sharp mouth, u con practice am 4 in body abi? no mind am, na so all jossys dey tnk @jossy & expert~ u guys r confirmed clowns. lolz
Posted: at 27-12-2013 08:32 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
jossy4reall at 28-12-2013 06:34 AM (11 years ago) (m)
Quote from: ExpertTbright on 27-12-2013 07:01 PM
why all jossy are all the same? Hear wetin this one talk too Even jossy wey dey do conductor for Ikorodu na still the same tin Jossy 4 real na the same mama same baba born una?
expert I dey feed u 3times meal a day but wetin u sabi na to go smoke and come back den look straight in my eyes and tell me say I be like oda jossy wey dey smoke ganja with u....so u neva understand say na me be real Jossy and dose ones wey u dey smoke ganja with na fake jossy dem be ....no food moni for u for 1 week
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 28-12-2013 06:34 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
jossy4reall at 28-12-2013 06:37 AM (11 years ago) (m)
Quote from: alabi22 on 27-12-2013 08:32 PM
hehehehhee. oh my goodness. i cant help it @jossy~ u see ur life? see as my boy expert finish u wey u no fit talk. u no say i get sense pass u, no even try 2 argue. yeye boy @expert~ jossy don teach u sharp mouth, u con practice am 4 in body abi? no mind am, na so all jossys dey tnk @jossy & expert~ u guys r confirmed clowns. lolz
alabi dis one wey u open ur mouth wide dey tell me say my boy expert na ur boy too....u sure say u no dey give am Bosom suck too??
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 28-12-2013 06:37 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
why all jossy are all the same? Hear wetin this one talk too Even jossy wey dey do conductor for Ikorodu na still the same tin Jossy 4 real na the same mama same baba born una?
jossy, am still goin to refer u 2 d above incase ur brain no quick boot. yeye boy
Posted: at 28-12-2013 10:12 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
jossy4reall at 28-12-2013 05:13 PM (11 years ago) (m)
Quote from: alabi22 on 28-12-2013 04:44 PM
2 ansa ur yeye question ~ NO. by d way, if yes, na ur bizness? see ur yeye mouth. naughty boy
thank ur God...as if u know no say na my biz....no be me register ram with NAFDAC and collect the NAFDAC number....if u ask me weda na my biz den I no go give u d NAFDAC number
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 28-12-2013 05:13 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
ExpertTbright at 28-12-2013 05:59 PM (11 years ago) (m)
Quote from: jossy4reall on 28-12-2013 06:34 AM
expert I dey feed u 3times meal a day but wetin u sabi na to go smoke and come back den look straight in my eyes and tell me say I be like oda jossy wey dey smoke ganja with u....so u neva understand say na me be real Jossy and dose ones wey u dey smoke ganja with na fake jossy dem be ....no food moni for u for 1 week
if u can feed me 3times a day from the profit wey u dey make out of igbo wey u dey sell na in be say nigeria don beta and rakelly don became don from smoking igbo cos she told me say na from ur hand she dey buy am
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 28-12-2013 05:59 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
flying away wit my yeye magic carpet 
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