20 years of Marriage

Date: 07-08-2009 7:43 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Macaulay
- at 7-08-2009 07:43 PM (15 years ago)
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After 20 years of marriage, a husband always requested they have sex in the dark, so then, one night the wife finds out her husband is using a dildo, and she scowels to him, "Explain the Dildo F*ggot!"

He replies with, "Explain the Kids B*tch!"


 Grin  Grin  Grin


Posted: at 7-08-2009 07:43 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
- xter at 7-08-2009 08:03 PM (15 years ago)
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na u go answer that one ooh macgreat

Posted: at 7-08-2009 08:03 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-08-2009 08:53 PM (15 years ago)
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nah macgreat or magreat?............ copy

Posted: at 7-08-2009 08:53 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-08-2009 09:00 PM (15 years ago)
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well u try sha

Posted: at 7-08-2009 09:00 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- wordsmith at 7-08-2009 09:14 PM (15 years ago)
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she don see wetin she dey find
Posted: at 7-08-2009 09:14 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 8-08-2009 02:41 AM (15 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 8-08-2009 02:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-08-2009 09:09 AM (15 years ago)
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hnhm

Posted: at 8-08-2009 09:09 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheenor at 8-08-2009 10:11 AM (15 years ago)
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photocopy

Posted: at 8-08-2009 10:11 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 8-08-2009 10:51 AM (15 years ago)
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posted a million times b4

Posted: at 8-08-2009 10:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-08-2009 12:51 PM (15 years ago)
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abi

Posted: at 8-08-2009 12:51 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mushabc at 9-08-2009 06:08 PM (15 years ago)
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not funny
Posted: at 9-08-2009 06:08 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 9-08-2009 07:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Whats going on here?
Posted: at 9-08-2009 07:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 9-08-2009 07:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  9-08-2009 07:04 PM
Whats going on here?
is that a way of avoiding to comments....... Grin

Posted: at 9-08-2009 07:41 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 9-08-2009 11:41 PM (15 years ago)
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KIND OFF..Grin
Posted: at 9-08-2009 11:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 10-08-2009 08:55 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheenor on  8-08-2009 10:11 AM
photocopy

where is our copyright detector? Angry

Posted: at 10-08-2009 08:55 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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fire TRENDING GISTS fire

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