MY FRIEND AND phyuk U

Date: 07-08-2009 10:55 pm (15 years ago) | Author: RICHARD DURON
- at 7-08-2009 10:55 PM (15 years ago)
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My friend don't no how 2 speak english, so as we where coming back 4rm somewhere we say 2 guys fighting .Suddenly 1 said 2 d other phyuk u .My frnd had it and ask me what did he say i told him he said phyuk u .So as we where moving along , we saw dis beautiful girl coming towards us so i .We stoped her 2 say hi .She replid and ask of my name. I told her then she asked my frnd what is his name my frnd said phyuk u ,d girl was shock and asked if he was kidden my frnd reply again phyuk u .D girl suddenly change her face and said phyuk ur papa my frnd reply i phyuk ur mama 4 nite when u dey sleep d girl angryly slaped my frnd and my frnd replied that slap is a phyuking slap .I said 2 my frnd u hv phyuked me up he said which time i phyuk u abe boy and boy dey phyuk!

Posted: at 7-08-2009 10:55 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- teeco at 8-08-2009 09:07 AM (15 years ago)
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Not funny At alll
Posted: at 8-08-2009 09:07 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheenor at 8-08-2009 10:14 AM (15 years ago)
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hisss
Posted: at 8-08-2009 10:14 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 8-08-2009 10:43 AM (15 years ago)
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Crap... you too no sabi english. long hisss
Posted: at 8-08-2009 10:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-08-2009 10:44 AM (15 years ago)
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SillyJokker I think say you don die
Posted: at 8-08-2009 10:44 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neosha at 8-08-2009 01:50 PM (15 years ago)
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mtcheeeeeeeeew
Posted: at 8-08-2009 01:50 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 8-08-2009 01:51 PM (15 years ago)
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haha
Posted: at 8-08-2009 01:51 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 8-08-2009 01:53 PM (15 years ago)
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he is a good dancer.
Posted: at 8-08-2009 01:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-08-2009 01:54 PM (15 years ago)
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yap
Posted: at 8-08-2009 01:54 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 8-08-2009 01:58 PM (15 years ago)
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dis one nah wetin?
Posted: at 8-08-2009 01:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 10-08-2009 08:33 AM (15 years ago)
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Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 10-08-2009 08:33 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- duron at 10-08-2009 09:10 AM (15 years ago)
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WHY THIS MODERATOR NO DEY COMPLETE MY SENTENCE. ALL THE F....CK YOU WEY DEY HERE THEM JUST COMMOT AM
Posted: at 10-08-2009 09:10 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 10-08-2009 09:14 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: duron on 10-08-2009 09:10 AM
WHY THIS MODERATOR NO DEY COMPLETE MY SENTENCE. ALL THE F....CK YOU WEY DEY HERE THEM JUST COMMOT AM

As in how?
Posted: at 10-08-2009 09:14 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- duron at 10-08-2009 09:24 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 10-08-2009 09:14 AM
Quote from: duron on 10-08-2009 09:10 AM
WHY THIS MODERATOR NO DEY COMPLETE MY SENTENCE. ALL THE F....CK YOU WEY DEY HERE THEM JUST COMMOT AM

As in how?

CANT YOU SEE THE WORDS ARE NOT COMPLETE, I OVER HEARD SAYING MY ENGLISH WAS NOT COMPLETE, WELL THE MODERATOR CAUSED IT
Posted: at 10-08-2009 09:24 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 10-08-2009 09:26 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: duron on 10-08-2009 09:24 AM
Quote from: teeco on 10-08-2009 09:14 AM
Quote from: duron on 10-08-2009 09:10 AM
WHY THIS MODERATOR NO DEY COMPLETE MY SENTENCE. ALL THE F....CK YOU WEY DEY HERE THEM JUST COMMOT AM

As in how?

CANT YOU SEE THE WORDS ARE NOT COMPLETE, I OVER HEARD SAYING MY ENGLISH WAS NOT COMPLETE, WELL THE MODERATOR CAUSED IT

Ok try again letter Grin
Posted: at 10-08-2009 09:26 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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