The professor and the fisherman

Date: 18-08-2009 2:23 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Moneyin Kelly Brakemi
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- at 18-08-2009 02:23 PM (15 years ago)
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On a sunny day,a Fisherman was sailing with a professor on a canoe boat.
 The professor asked the fisherman;Do u know GEOMETRY,he answered No:
And the professor said to him U've wasted half of ur life.
The professor asked him again;Do u know PHYSIOLOGY,he answered No:
And he said U've wasted another half of ur life.
When they get to deep side of the river.The fisherman asked the professor;
Do U know PADDLENOLOGY,he answered NO.And he said u've wasted half of ur life also.
The Fisherman said again;Do u know SWIMMINGNOLOGY,he answered No:
And he said this time u have wasted ur full life and he pushed him into the depth of the river
and went away with the canoe living the professor behind>>>

Posted: at 18-08-2009 02:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
- KleverC at 18-08-2009 02:50 PM (15 years ago)
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posted like678765432345678765432456788764times b4

Posted: at 18-08-2009 02:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- flouxi at 18-08-2009 08:39 PM (15 years ago)
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this is creativity Grin
Posted: at 18-08-2009 08:39 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- KleverC at 18-08-2009 08:42 PM (15 years ago)
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what's creative here?

Posted: at 18-08-2009 08:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 18-08-2009 11:32 PM (15 years ago)
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rubish
Posted: at 18-08-2009 11:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 19-08-2009 12:04 AM (15 years ago)
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Abeg nah mistake i take click dis topic. Sory oh.... Passing

Posted: at 19-08-2009 12:04 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ironlady at 19-08-2009 12:06 AM (15 years ago)
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passing with ma booty shaking
Posted: at 19-08-2009 12:06 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-08-2009 12:09 AM (15 years ago)
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Any of unah don see booty girl recently? Make she come see wetin her apprentice dey talk..... Grin

Posted: at 19-08-2009 12:09 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ironlady at 19-08-2009 12:11 AM (15 years ago)
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hope dat wasnt for me
Posted: at 19-08-2009 12:11 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-08-2009 12:14 AM (15 years ago)
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Hu just talk abt booty here. Abi nah me?

Posted: at 19-08-2009 12:14 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ironlady at 19-08-2009 12:15 AM (15 years ago)
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whu knows?
Posted: at 19-08-2009 12:15 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 19-08-2009 10:49 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 19-08-2009 12:14 AM
Hu just talk abt booty here. Abi nah me?

close your eyes

Posted: at 19-08-2009 10:49 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jenny88 at 20-08-2009 01:44 PM (15 years ago)
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seen it b4,,,,,,,,,,, sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 20-08-2009 01:44 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 20-08-2009 01:48 PM (15 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 20-08-2009 01:48 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 20-08-2009 02:17 PM (15 years ago)
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we don hear.
Posted: at 20-08-2009 02:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jenny88 at 20-08-2009 02:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Aboke no go let me hear word oooooooooooo
Posted: at 20-08-2009 02:23 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 20-08-2009 02:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Gbravo respect that woman General's wife na General

Posted: at 20-08-2009 02:25 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jenny88 at 20-08-2009 02:52 PM (15 years ago)
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sorry ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, General
Posted: at 20-08-2009 02:52 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gbravo at 20-08-2009 02:54 PM (15 years ago)
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ok General but respect is a resiprocal
Posted: at 20-08-2009 02:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jenny88 at 20-08-2009 03:04 PM (15 years ago)
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na u sabi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Posted: at 20-08-2009 03:04 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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