Girls night out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

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Posted: at 18-08-2009 10:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Dis is wat i call a gud joke. U over try

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Posted: at 19-08-2009 12:22 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

lolz

Posted: at 19-08-2009 09:33 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

yea make i shayo small

Posted: at 20-08-2009 01:38 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

d joke is familier in these 4rum.

Posted: at 20-08-2009 10:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Gbravo, nothing wey u no dey talk bad, ur own joke na be the most useless and foolish joke i ever come accross on this site..............lol

Posted: at 20-08-2009 12:09 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

ok

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Posted: at 20-08-2009 02:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 funny.

Posted: at 20-08-2009 03:54 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

lol

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Posted: at 21-08-2009 04:24 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

this is a funtagious

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Posted: at 21-08-2009 04:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero