repairman

Amanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Amanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he had ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with its incessant yelling, cursing, and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "shut up, you stupid ugly bird!" to which the parrot replied,
"get him, Spike!"

Posted: at 19-08-2009 07:22 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

Mind the way you call that name

and you said is posted B4 can you bring it up? let's see

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Posted: at 19-08-2009 01:50 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Stupid Idiot

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Posted: at 19-08-2009 01:55 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero