3 mens

Three man are sitting on a park bench.The one in the middle is reading a neswpaper,the others are pretending to fish.They bait imaginary hooks,cast lines and reel in thier catch.

A passing policeman stops to wafch the spectacle then asks te man in the middle if he knows the other two.
'Oh yes,'he says.'They're my friends'
'In that case you`d better get them out of here!'the officer warns.
'Yes,sir'the man replies and begins rowing furiously.

Posted: at 21-08-2009 01:03 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

THERE WAS A WOMAN DAT WAS GOING OUT ONE DAY, SO SHE CARRIED HER BABY ALONG WIT HER. SUDDENLY D BABY STARTED 2 CRY. THER WAS A AMN SITTING NEXT TO HER.
WOMAN:JUNIOR CHOP CHIN CHIN, CHOP CHIN CHIN I GO GIV BROTHER O
SHE GAV D MAN NEXT 2 HER
WOMAN:JUNIOR CHOP GALA, CHOP GALA I GO GIV BROTHER O
SHE GIV AM
WOMAN:JNR DRINK ICE-CREAM, DRINK ICE-CREAM I GO  GIV BROTHER O
SHE GIV AM.
WOMAN:JNR SUCK Bosom , SUCK Bosom .
BABY SUCKED D Bosom
BROTHER:(WIT AN HARSH VOICE)WOMAN DON'T PLAY WIT ME CHOP CHIN CHIN, CHOP CHIN CHIN U GIV ME, CHOP GALA, CHOP GALA U GIV ME, DRINK ICE-CREAM, DRINK ICE-CREAM U GIV ME. MOW E CON TURN 2 Bosom  U NO WON GIV ME. NA LIE, ME I GO SUCK UR Bosom .

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Posted: at 19-09-2009 04:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

rubbish joke and comment

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Posted: at 19-09-2009 06:45 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

blieve u gat no brain

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Posted: at 21-09-2009 07:59 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

basket mouth..pls come oooooooo copy cart dey here

Posted: at 24-09-2009 10:50 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

are get work to do

Posted: at 24-09-2009 12:31 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

perfect

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Posted: at 24-09-2009 03:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

meaning ?

Posted: at 24-09-2009 03:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yeah

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Posted: at 24-09-2009 03:41 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

to read all this dry jokes dey hurt my eyes o... and i no wan get migrain young

Posted: at 24-09-2009 03:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac