A BLACK MAN

A married blackman went into the confessional and
said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with
another woman.'

The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'

The blackman said, 'Well, we got undressed and
rubbed together, but then I stopped.'

The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as
putting it in. You're not to see that woman again.

For your penance,put $50
in the poor box.'

The blackman left the confessional, said his
prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He
paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to
him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in
the poor box!'

The blackman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on
the box, and according to you, that's the same as
putting it in!'

Posted: at 24-08-2009 06:01 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

 

Posted: at 24-08-2009 06:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

still funny 

Posted: at 24-08-2009 06:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Posted: at 24-08-2009 06:44 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 24-08-2009 06:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

jsexy u don start again....wait a minute u didnt specified which guy...me i think u ..be that black man ....and i be the priest.. 

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Posted: at 24-08-2009 07:02 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

u be the black man and i be the usher

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Posted: at 24-08-2009 08:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

lmao @ poster

Posted: at 30-08-2009 12:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

not here

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Posted: at 31-08-2009 05:54 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

is yaba far from ya place

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Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:44 AM (15 years ago) | Hero