Schwartz is dead

Date: 26-08-2009 2:54 pm (15 years ago) | Author: oluwafemi adeyanju
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- at 26-08-2009 02:54 PM (15 years ago)
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A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, 

about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented,
"I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity."
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
"My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!"

Posted: at 26-08-2009 02:54 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- favourtee at 26-08-2009 02:55 PM (15 years ago)
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meaning the wife is a customer to schwartz..hmmm! na jolie jolie
Posted: at 26-08-2009 02:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femia at 26-08-2009 03:01 PM (15 years ago)
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YES OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted: at 26-08-2009 03:01 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- favourtee at 26-08-2009 03:05 PM (15 years ago)
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nice, i grab am
Posted: at 26-08-2009 03:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrose at 26-08-2009 03:09 PM (15 years ago)
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meaning what?Huh?Huh???
Posted: at 26-08-2009 03:09 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- favourtee at 26-08-2009 03:11 PM (15 years ago)
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think now queen
Posted: at 26-08-2009 03:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 26-08-2009 03:13 PM (15 years ago)
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hey quenny....hw u dey.....

mr poster....hope say no be ur wife be that
Posted: at 26-08-2009 03:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gbravo at 26-08-2009 03:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 26-08-2009 03:13 PM
hey quenny....hw u dey.....

mr poster....hope say no be ur wife be that
inspector why are u quenny the Queenrose na,omo soju nu na
Posted: at 26-08-2009 03:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femia at 26-08-2009 03:23 PM (15 years ago)
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I TAUT U RE COOL. WETIN BRING UR WIFE TO THIS
Posted: at 26-08-2009 03:23 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- coolguys235 at 26-08-2009 03:28 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gbravo on 26-08-2009 03:22 PM
Quote from: coolguys235 on 26-08-2009 03:13 PM
hey quenny....hw u dey.....

mr poster....hope say no be ur wife be that
inspector why are u quenny the Queenrose na,omo soju nu na
hahah captain gbravo....mo ti fi le ooooooo

Quote from: femia on 26-08-2009 03:23 PM
I TAUT U RE COOL. WETIN BRING UR WIFE TO THIS
why is that its difficult for naija guys to answer question directly.....it is always question for question.....

i asked u hope say no be ur wife.....?
Posted: at 26-08-2009 03:28 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 27-08-2009 02:38 PM (15 years ago)
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ironlady is dead??? i ve seen this b4 but sexy though
Posted: at 27-08-2009 02:38 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 27-08-2009 02:40 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 27-08-2009 02:40 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 27-08-2009 02:46 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 27-08-2009 02:46 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 27-08-2009 02:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 27-08-2009 02:38 PM
ironlady is dead??? i ve seen this b4 but sexy though

 Shocked Shocked Shocked which kind trouble be this Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 27-08-2009 02:50 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 27-08-2009 03:08 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin br ur own? them just come show me one part of her body wey i dey familiar with Grin i recognize am well well
Posted: at 27-08-2009 03:08 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 28-08-2009 10:42 AM (15 years ago)
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rumourcarrier na u kill ironlady?
Posted: at 28-08-2009 10:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- princessgod_udm at 28-08-2009 10:52 AM (15 years ago)
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so u fol den don sh, i no say u lik m Huh? Huh? Tongue
Posted: at 28-08-2009 10:52 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- favourtee at 28-08-2009 10:53 AM (15 years ago)
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i no undestand ur english
Posted: at 28-08-2009 10:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 28-08-2009 11:53 AM (15 years ago)
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nah spanish
Posted: at 28-08-2009 11:53 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gbravo at 28-08-2009 11:58 AM (15 years ago)
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na german
Posted: at 28-08-2009 11:58 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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