Crazy not Stupid

Date: 26-08-2009 10:55 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 26-08-2009 10:55 PM (15 years ago)
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One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of mental health).

He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.

When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.

One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.

The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem.... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."

Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that" The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH?"

Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy....... not STUPID !"


Posted: at 26-08-2009 10:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- neosha at 26-08-2009 11:08 PM (15 years ago)
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nyc one
Posted: at 26-08-2009 11:08 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 26-08-2009 11:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Thank u. And where have u been?
Posted: at 26-08-2009 11:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zie85er at 26-08-2009 11:26 PM (15 years ago)
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nice!

Posted: at 26-08-2009 11:26 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 26-08-2009 11:32 PM (15 years ago)
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thanx
Posted: at 26-08-2009 11:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 27-08-2009 01:25 AM (15 years ago)
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nice joke

Posted: at 27-08-2009 01:25 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 27-08-2009 07:30 AM (15 years ago)
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thank u mi man
Posted: at 27-08-2009 07:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 27-08-2009 08:28 AM (15 years ago)
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cool Grin
Posted: at 27-08-2009 08:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-08-2009 08:29 AM (15 years ago)
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good one

Posted: at 27-08-2009 08:29 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 27-08-2009 08:33 AM (15 years ago)
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yeahhhhhhhh its good
Posted: at 27-08-2009 08:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-08-2009 08:34 AM (15 years ago)
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Keeping the spirit of Laughter so High Like Fire

Posted: at 27-08-2009 08:34 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 27-08-2009 08:36 AM (15 years ago)
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you just sead it general
Posted: at 27-08-2009 08:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-08-2009 08:36 AM (15 years ago)
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BRB

Posted: at 27-08-2009 08:36 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 27-08-2009 08:39 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 27-08-2009 08:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-08-2009 08:41 AM (15 years ago)
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Cheesy

Posted: at 27-08-2009 08:41 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 27-08-2009 08:42 AM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 27-08-2009 08:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-08-2009 08:45 AM (15 years ago)
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Crazy not stupid Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 27-08-2009 08:45 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 27-08-2009 08:46 AM (15 years ago)
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you got it
Posted: at 27-08-2009 08:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-08-2009 08:48 AM (15 years ago)
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abi

Posted: at 27-08-2009 08:48 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 27-08-2009 08:54 AM (15 years ago)
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Thank u all my buddies
Posted: at 27-08-2009 08:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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