marriage probs

Marriage Lies
There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always
insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured
she would break him out of the crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely
upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."

Posted: at 27-08-2009 05:14 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

oboy .....u r lucky ..this is ur first post ,,,,,hmmmmm i
dont know what to say ....but pb4........

keep it up....but not with posted b4

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Posted: at 27-08-2009 08:17 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

i love this. stupid liers.baba and mama pikins

Posted: at 28-08-2009 10:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i have senn b4 on facebook.

Posted: at 28-08-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

wetin be ur own, u know go let the boy rest. take ur time.

Posted: at 28-08-2009 05:08 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

posted a lot of times but stiil funny

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Posted: at 28-08-2009 08:59 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero