Fall Out (Page 2)

I was on a plane as the pilot flying a group of madmen from one destination to the other. At a point, I had to relieve myself but had not co-pilot with me. Hoping to find someone that could help, I looked at all the madmen and found one of them wearing a pair of glasses and reading a newspaper upside-down.
Thinking that he would be at least sensible enough to keep the plane balanced, I asked him to take over the controls while I went to ease myself.
Feeling relieved, I came out of the toilet, only to find the plane empty. I got into the cockpit and asked the man what happened. He said,"Well they were all playing rough and making too much noise..."
"And...?" I asked,
"Well, I told them to keep quiet, but when they wouldn't listen, I told them to go play outside...."