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![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 30-08-2009 04:59 PM (15 years ago)  (m) A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:
The lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?"
The witness: "Yes, sir."
The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."
The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"
The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question."
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 30-08-2009 04:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 30-08-2009 05:09 PM (15 years ago) (m) stupid like kleva
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 30-08-2009 05:09 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 30-08-2009 05:11 PM (15 years ago) (m) u be lawyer?
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 30-08-2009 05:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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o boy where u dey bring all this come from
Geoin4matic Engineer ..  | Posted: at 30-08-2009 05:14 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 30-08-2009 05:21 PM (15 years ago) (m) one book
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 30-08-2009 05:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "favourtee") favourtee at 30-08-2009 08:27 PM (15 years ago) (f) known allready | Posted: at 30-08-2009 08:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 30-08-2009 08:52 PM (15 years ago) (m) ok
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 30-08-2009 08:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Earlycame1") Earlycame1 at 30-08-2009 08:56 PM (15 years ago) (f) kai noticed
F*CK U HATERS! | Posted: at 30-08-2009 08:56 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 30-08-2009 09:02 PM (15 years ago) (m) noticer
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Earlycame1") Earlycame1 at 30-08-2009 09:09 PM (15 years ago) (f) wetin happen??
F*CK U HATERS! | Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:09 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 30-08-2009 09:12 PM (15 years ago) (m) noticed
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Earlycame1") Earlycame1 at 30-08-2009 09:13 PM (15 years ago) (f) eh??
F*CK U HATERS! | Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:13 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 30-08-2009 09:16 PM (15 years ago) (m) hmmmmmmmmm
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:16 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 30-08-2009 09:19 PM (15 years ago) (m) why hmmmmmmmn?
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 30-08-2009 09:24 PM (15 years ago) (m) why? waya sule kleva
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:24 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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oooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 30-08-2009 09:27 PM (15 years ago) (m) u dey court
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:27 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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am playing God of war here ... u guys are disturbing
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:30 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 30-08-2009 09:32 PM (15 years ago) (m) really
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:32 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 30-08-2009 09:33 PM (15 years ago) (m) kai alhaji
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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