A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train.
The Russian takes a bottle of the Best Vodka out of his pack, pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In USSR, we have the best vodka of the world, nowhere in the world you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukrainia. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..."
Saying that, he opens the window and throws the rest of the bottle through it.
All the others are quite impressed.
The Cuban takes out a pack of Havanas, takes one of them, lights it and begins to smoke it saying: "In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world: Havanas.
Nowhere in the world there is so many and so good cigare and we have so much of them, that we can just throw them away..".
Saying that, he throws the pack of havanas thru the window.
Again, everybody is quite impressed.
At this time, the American just stands up, opens the window, and throws the Lawyer through it..
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up
Posted: at 30-08-2009 05:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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