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Date: 30-08-2009 5:37 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Caleb G
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- at 30-08-2009 05:37 PM (14 years ago)
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A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?"

The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street."

Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.

Saint Peter said, "Well, that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven."

The Lawyer said, "Wait Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter."

Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.

Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"

Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, "Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."


Posted: at 30-08-2009 05:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 30-08-2009 07:03 PM (14 years ago)
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U try

Posted: at 30-08-2009 07:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 30-08-2009 07:27 PM (14 years ago)
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not funny jooor

Posted: at 30-08-2009 07:27 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 30-08-2009 07:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Thanx
Posted: at 30-08-2009 07:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 30-08-2009 07:48 PM (14 years ago)
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tnx j2sexy

Posted: at 30-08-2009 07:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Earlycame1 at 30-08-2009 08:03 PM (14 years ago)
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uhmm try prt 2

Posted: at 30-08-2009 08:03 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 30-08-2009 08:13 PM (14 years ago)
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EarlyC:is that ur way of saying welldone

Posted: at 30-08-2009 08:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenssy at 30-08-2009 10:23 PM (14 years ago)
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not good enough
Posted: at 30-08-2009 10:23 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- KleverC at 30-08-2009 10:27 PM (14 years ago)
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see newbie
go sleep jor

Posted: at 30-08-2009 10:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 31-08-2009 07:21 AM (14 years ago)
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a real newbie

Posted: at 31-08-2009 07:21 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Earlycame1 at 31-08-2009 08:24 AM (14 years ago)
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who told u he is a newbie?? yea he is new on forum buh he reg 4 naijapals b4 u both..and stop picking on oda..rubbish

Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:24 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Earlycame1 at 31-08-2009 08:24 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: KleverC on 30-08-2009 08:13 PM
EarlyC:is that ur way of saying welldone

wettin u expect b4??

Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:24 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Earlycame1 at 31-08-2009 08:25 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: kenssy on 30-08-2009 10:23 PM
not good enough

hey ken hon, wats gud??

Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:25 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 31-08-2009 07:57 PM (14 years ago)
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mchewwwwwwwwww

Posted: at 31-08-2009 07:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 31-08-2009 08:12 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Earlycame1 on 31-08-2009 08:24 AM
who told u he is a newbie?? yea he is new on forum buh he reg 4 naijapals b4 u both..and stop picking on oda..rubbish
ok, heard

Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 31-08-2009 08:16 PM (14 years ago)
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u dey craze wetin u heard?

Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:16 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- umartafeeda at 31-08-2009 09:45 PM (14 years ago)
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will pass
Posted: at 31-08-2009 09:45 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- KleverC at 31-08-2009 09:51 PM (14 years ago)
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earlyC talk
Quote from: coolguys235 on 31-08-2009 08:16 PM
u dey craze wetin u heard?

Posted: at 31-08-2009 09:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Earlycame1 at 31-08-2009 09:52 PM (14 years ago)
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brb

Posted: at 31-08-2009 09:52 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 31-08-2009 09:56 PM (14 years ago)
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ok waitin

Posted: at 31-08-2009 09:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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