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A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?"

The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street."

Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.

Saint Peter said, "Well, that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven."

The Lawyer said, "Wait Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter."

Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.

Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"

Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, "Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."

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Posted: at 30-08-2009 05:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

not funny jooor

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Posted: at 30-08-2009 07:27 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

tnx j2sexy

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Posted: at 30-08-2009 07:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

EarlyC:is that ur way of saying welldone

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Posted: at 30-08-2009 08:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

see newbie
go sleep jor

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Posted: at 30-08-2009 10:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

who told u he is a newbie?? yea he is new on forum buh he reg 4 naijapals b4 u both..and stop picking on oda..rubbish

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Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:24 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

hey ken hon, wats gud??

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Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:25 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

ok, heard

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Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

will pass

Posted: at 31-08-2009 09:45 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

brb

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Posted: at 31-08-2009 09:52 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming