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Date: 30-08-2009 10:28 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Caleb G
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- at 30-08-2009 10:28 PM (15 years ago)
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Dear God,

Yesterday was an awful day for me..

My husband ran off with his secretary.
My son pierced his eyebrow.
My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head.
My dog mated with the neighbours cat.
My neighbour sold her house to a mental institution.
My Mom told me I was adopted.
My boss told me I was laid off.
My sister was arrested for prostitution.
My house has termites.
My car was stolen.
All that came in the mail was bills.
A plane crash landed on my garage.
OJ Simpson came to my door selling rug cleaner.
And my TV blew.

Lord, please be with me today.

I was able to live through all that misery yesterday. And I will be able to make it through anything today!

But please.... DON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY COMPUTER!


Posted: at 30-08-2009 10:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Earlycame1 at 30-08-2009 10:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Lfoaa

Posted: at 30-08-2009 10:33 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 30-08-2009 10:40 PM (15 years ago)
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again

Posted: at 30-08-2009 10:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 30-08-2009 10:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Early cant u coment reasonaby 4 once? @poster u try jare Grin

Posted: at 30-08-2009 10:45 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 30-08-2009 10:48 PM (15 years ago)
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tnx j2sexy

Posted: at 30-08-2009 10:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 30-08-2009 11:06 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted: at 30-08-2009 11:06 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 31-08-2009 07:13 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 30-08-2009 10:45 PM
Early cant u coment reasonaby 4 once? @poster u try jare Grin

 Grin Grin Shocked Shocked Grin Grin

Posted: at 31-08-2009 07:13 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Earlycame1 at 31-08-2009 08:30 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 30-08-2009 10:45 PM
Early cant u coment reasonaby 4 once? @poster u try jare Grin

shut d phyuk up..is what u said reasonable 4 u???

Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:30 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Earlycame1 at 31-08-2009 08:31 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: KleverC on 30-08-2009 10:48 PM
tnx j2sexy

u only waisting ya time

Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:31 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Earlycame1 at 31-08-2009 08:32 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 31-08-2009 07:13 AM
Quote from: just2sexy on 30-08-2009 10:45 PM
Early cant u coment reasonaby 4 once? @poster u try jare Grin

 Grin Grin Shocked Shocked Grin Grin

mind ya bizz or still u cn tink abt ya fur

Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:32 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 31-08-2009 08:39 AM (15 years ago)
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what did i do

Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:39 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Earlycame1 at 31-08-2009 08:40 AM (15 years ago)
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dunno..buh try and mind ya bizz

Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:40 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 31-08-2009 08:41 AM (15 years ago)
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is that not what am doing........

i think u r d one crossing ya boundary Grin Grin

Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:41 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Earlycame1 at 31-08-2009 08:43 AM (15 years ago)
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oh 4ril??

Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:43 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 31-08-2009 08:45 AM (15 years ago)
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yeah 5ril Grin

Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:45 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Earlycame1 at 31-08-2009 08:46 AM (15 years ago)
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what abt 6ril???

Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:46 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 31-08-2009 08:47 AM (15 years ago)
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7ril

brb

Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:47 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Earlycame1 at 31-08-2009 08:49 AM (15 years ago)
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den i tink i like 8ril

Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:49 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gbravo at 31-08-2009 11:08 AM (15 years ago)
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next
Posted: at 31-08-2009 11:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 31-08-2009 11:26 AM (15 years ago)
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9ril

captain gbravo hw far

Posted: at 31-08-2009 11:26 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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