She is a woman. (Page 19)

Date: 13-09-2009 12:06 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- Kristiantus at 12-10-2009 08:43 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 10-10-2009 05:59 AM
await ur death soon............believe
xxxxxxxxxxtteeerrrrrrrrrrr...... Shocked
stop it.
Posted: at 12-10-2009 08:43 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 12-10-2009 08:51 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: onuorahuchenna on 10-10-2009 05:28 AM
Quote from: xter on 10-10-2009 04:56 AM
Quote from: onuorahuchenna on 10-10-2009 04:32 AM
Quote from: asaph on  9-10-2009 10:42 AM
moderator, pls dont mind him, there is no family without idiots. In his pic he is escaping from home. Big boy indeed


YOU ARE SO STUPID TO SAY SUCH A THING, FRANKLY SPEAKING AM NOT IN THE SAME LEVEL WITH YOU OK?DON`T TALK TO ANYBODY AS YOU LIKE OK?BULLSHIT! BECAUSE AM HERE WASTING AWAY MY WORKING TIME COMMENTING WITH YOU SO YOU HAVE THE GUT TO TELL ME ANYTHING YOU LIKE?DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE AM PAYING AT THE END OF EVERY MONTH AND THE AMOUNT I PAY THEM? GO OUT OF THE COUNTRY AND KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE NOT TO STAY IN THAT phyukING NIGERIA AND DIG YOUR HAND INTO YOUR phyukING A*#S AND TALK ANYTHING, ALL OF YOU THERE SHOULD MIND YOUR STUPID AND SMELLY MOUTH, IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!phyuk ALL OF YOU, POOR FELLAS.
the 1st thing i'll ask u is dis;do u realise asaph is old enuff to be ur father,and secondly who is that ill be-gotten man that claims to be ur father?3rdly-whose bizness is it right even if u pay the whole of the at the end of the month?...do u have anybody among us here that u feed?.............u're doing a surly thing and dis guys are trying to correct you and u're raining a lot of abuse on them like as if u're the only one on earth that knows how to type shit..................so look there is no sin without punishment listen and read very well.........for these that u have said against those that are older than you 1st-u will never live long......2-u claim to be rich,huh? for the rest of ur life u shall live from hand to mouth,all doors have been shut now u shall live in total isolation.......3-u will never be regarded by anyone on earth........and 4-u slammed coolguy for calling u a boy; u will never grow to reach the status of a man.....................as from today henceforth u wil wander about without peace.......until u apologise...........u can doubt me if u like


A MAN WITH TWO BOYS AND A GIRL  I HAVE MY OWN HOUSE IN THE STATE AND IN NIGERIA SO WHAT DO I NEED TO GROW AGAIN?I TOLD YOU NOT TO BE CONFUSED BY PHOTOS BUT YOU AIN`T LISTEN DON`T YOU KNOW THAT AM NOT THE SAME AGE WITH YOU? OR IS IT BECAUSE WE ARE ALL HERE? ALL THOSE SHIT THAT YOU WRITE THERE IS FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE STILL WITH YOUR DAD AND MUM RUBBISH...
bros, sorry oga onuorahuchenna, we beg of you. really we don't have any oka man here with us.... this place (FunnyHub - Jokes, funny pictures & videos) is meant for us to have fun and ease off stress... am sure asaph and other roommates where only trying to spice up the post.... abeg......
@asaph: plz let it be.... coolguy; xter; just2sexy, abeg una make una leave dis matter...
Posted: at 12-10-2009 08:51 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 12-10-2009 09:10 AM (12 years ago)
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bros, sorry oga onuorahuchenna, we beg of you. really we don't have any oka man here with us.... this place (FunnyHub - Jokes, funny pictures & videos) is meant for us to have fun and ease off stress... am sure asaph and other roommates where only trying to spice up the post.... abeg......
@asaph: plz let it be.... coolguy; xter; just2sexy, abeg una make una leave dis matter...
Kris, this man is stepping on ma toes and i had tried to keep quite but he doesnt know how to leave in a community. He doesnt know the meaning of this forum. Now he is telling us of his property for what? I was just pissed off. am sorry
Posted: at 12-10-2009 09:10 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 12-10-2009 10:08 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 13-09-2009 12:06 PM
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss h   
er often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So damning, yet so wonderful
So confusing, yet so desirable......

u try jare-----u 2 much
Posted: at 12-10-2009 10:08 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 12-10-2009 10:42 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 12-10-2009 09:10 AM
bros, sorry oga onuorahuchenna, we beg of you. really we don't have any oka man here with us.... this place (FunnyHub - Jokes, funny pictures & videos) is meant for us to have fun and ease off stress... am sure asaph and other roommates where only trying to spice up the post.... abeg......
@asaph: plz let it be.... coolguy; xter; just2sexy, abeg una make una leave dis matter...
Kris, this man is stepping on ma toes and i had tried to keep quite but he doesnt know how to leave in a community. He doesnt know the meaning of this forum. Now he is telling us of his property for what? I was just pissed off. am sorry
its okay asaph.... plz.
Posted: at 12-10-2009 10:42 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ugofly at 12-10-2009 10:59 AM (12 years ago)
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Wow!! This na better joke or what is it even called? I like it so much can you tell us more? lol
Posted: at 12-10-2009 10:59 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- asaph at 12-10-2009 12:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ugofly on 12-10-2009 10:59 AM
Wow!! This na better joke or what is it even called? I like it so much can you tell us more? lol
thank u ma broda. its called "she is a woman"
Posted: at 12-10-2009 12:54 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 12-10-2009 02:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Onuorahuchenna comments ve been deleted. And i think he should be barred from funnyhub since he cannot behave like a man dat he claim he is. Or wat do u guys think?

Posted: at 12-10-2009 02:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 12-10-2009 02:13 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 12-10-2009 02:05 PM
Onuorahuchenna comments ve been deleted. And i think he should be barred from funnyhub since he cannot behave like a man dat he claim he is. Or wat do u guys think?
i would say a big letter "N" and "O"....
NO just2sexy, he should be barred from dis forum.... am sure he now understand what it is like in here...
Posted: at 12-10-2009 02:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 12-10-2009 02:21 PM (12 years ago)
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I dnt understand u. Did u mean he should or he should not?

Posted: at 12-10-2009 02:21 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 12-10-2009 02:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 12-10-2009 02:21 PM
I dnt understand u. Did u mean he should or he should not?
he shouldn't be barred from dis forum.... am sure he now understand what it is like in here...
Posted: at 12-10-2009 02:28 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 12-10-2009 02:34 PM (12 years ago)
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No wahala. As long as he behaves. Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 12-10-2009 02:34 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 12-10-2009 02:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 12-10-2009 02:34 PM
No wahala. As long as he behaves. Grin Grin Grin
am sure he will mr. moderator..
Posted: at 12-10-2009 02:49 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 12-10-2009 02:56 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok panel of judges

Posted: at 12-10-2009 02:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 13-10-2009 07:55 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 12-10-2009 02:05 PM
Onuorahuchenna comments ve been deleted. And i think he should be barred from funnyhub since he cannot behave like a man dat he claim he is. Or wat do u guys think?
Just leave him, and i wish if you cd undo the deleting of his posts. They are good for future ref, people will see why we were fuming. I beg.  And i think he should be of high integrity and stops lying to pals. My opinion pls
Posted: at 13-10-2009 07:55 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 13-10-2009 01:46 PM (12 years ago)
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passing

Posted: at 13-10-2009 01:46 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 14-10-2009 01:05 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 13-10-2009 07:55 AM
Quote from: just2sexy on 12-10-2009 02:05 PM
Onuorahuchenna comments ve been deleted. And i think he should be barred from funnyhub since he cannot behave like a man dat he claim he is. Or wat do u guys think?
Just leave him, and i wish if you cd undo the deleting of his posts. They are good for future ref, people will see why we were fuming. I beg.  And i think he should be of high integrity and stops lying to pals. My opinion pls

ok. No wahala Grin Grin

Posted: at 14-10-2009 01:05 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 14-10-2009 07:58 AM (12 years ago)
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Thank u
Posted: at 14-10-2009 07:58 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 14-10-2009 09:37 PM (12 years ago)
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u r welcome

Posted: at 14-10-2009 09:37 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 14-10-2009 11:28 PM (12 years ago)
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no more troubles guys that guy has  personally apologised to me.............i dont know about the others but for me,i'm thru with him now,no more qualms we're all pals

Posted: at 14-10-2009 11:28 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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