Visits to a Rich Firend's House

Date: 14-09-2009 11:18 am (15 years ago) | Author: Quadry Oluwasegun
- at 14-09-2009 11:18 AM (15 years ago)
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Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and...

Question :    What would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino or coffee?                             
Answer:       Tea please.

Question :      Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer:        Ceylon Tea please

Question :      How would you like it, black or white?
Answer :       White

Question :        Milk or fresh cream?
Answer:       With Milk

Question :        Goat's milk or Cow's milk?
Answer;       With Cow's milk please

Question :        Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer:       Hmmmnn, think I'll just take it black

Question :       Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer:       With sugar

Question :    Beet sugar or Cane sugar?
Answer:       Cane sugar

Question :        White, Brown or Yellow sugar?
Answer:       Oya, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead

Question :       Mineral water, Tap water or Distilled water?
Answer:       Mineral water

Question :        Flavored or Non-flavored?
Answer:        Abeg, no boda anymore, I don eat b4 I leave my house.

Posted: at 14-09-2009 11:18 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Kristiantus at 14-09-2009 11:21 AM (15 years ago)
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sorry dude i hate to say this, but this joke haz been in this house million times.
waz even reposted last week....
Posted: at 14-09-2009 11:21 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Brightg at 14-09-2009 11:38 AM (15 years ago)
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yeah
Posted: at 14-09-2009 11:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 14-09-2009 11:51 AM (15 years ago)
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Sorry. though its fun. keep it up my friend.
Posted: at 14-09-2009 11:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 14-09-2009 01:03 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 14-09-2009 11:51 AM
Sorry. though its fun. keep it up my friend.
keep what up soja man.... keep reposting old jokes or what?
Posted: at 14-09-2009 01:03 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 14-09-2009 06:30 PM (15 years ago)
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nonsense of a joke
Posted: at 14-09-2009 06:30 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 14-09-2009 06:32 PM (15 years ago)
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shittttttttt this joke again Tongue
Posted: at 14-09-2009 06:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 14-09-2009 06:33 PM (15 years ago)
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stupid posted joke
Posted: at 14-09-2009 06:33 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 14-09-2009 06:34 PM (15 years ago)
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phyukin.........dia joke dey rape me
Posted: at 14-09-2009 06:34 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 14-09-2009 06:50 PM (15 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 14-09-2009 06:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 14-09-2009 07:00 PM (15 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 14-09-2009 07:00 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 14-09-2009 07:02 PM (15 years ago)
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leave the joke 4 the poster
Posted: at 14-09-2009 07:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 14-09-2009 07:19 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 14-09-2009 07:19 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- favourtee at 15-09-2009 12:01 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b1milion times but still nice
Posted: at 15-09-2009 12:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- aristocrat at 18-09-2009 11:29 AM (15 years ago)
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i first heard dis joke wen i was  5yrs old, but now am 25yrs.damn shit
Posted: at 18-09-2009 11:29 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 18-09-2009 03:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: aristocrat on 18-09-2009 11:29 AM
i first heard dis joke wen i was  5yrs old, but now am 25yrs.damn shit

not bad 20yrs difference ....y dont u make it 100 yrs difference b4 u start complaining..........
Posted: at 18-09-2009 03:44 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 21-09-2009 02:25 PM (15 years ago)
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9ice joke
Posted: at 21-09-2009 02:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 21-09-2009 06:42 PM (15 years ago)
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next
Posted: at 21-09-2009 06:42 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 21-09-2009 09:36 PM (15 years ago)
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nonentity
Posted: at 21-09-2009 09:36 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 22-09-2009 07:23 PM (15 years ago)
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stupidity
Posted: at 22-09-2009 07:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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