The Rude Customer

Date: 11-08-2007 11:15 pm (16 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
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- at 11-08-2007 11:15 PM (16 years ago)
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An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been > >withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".

The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "phyuk You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

Posted: at 11-08-2007 11:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- LadyC at 23-08-2007 02:40 AM (16 years ago)
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Man oh man,  if that was me I would of went crazy on his ass. LOL!  Grin
Posted: at 23-08-2007 02:40 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Recoverd at 10-04-2009 08:37 AM (15 years ago)
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Sh even try, me i wuld hav given d man d mic to tell us who he is. Lolol
Posted: at 10-04-2009 08:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sillbaby27 at 10-04-2009 08:42 AM (15 years ago)
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Funnie at some point!
Posted: at 10-04-2009 08:42 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- florish4love at 3-02-2011 01:59 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2011 01:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 3-02-2011 02:10 PM (13 years ago)
@poster, this is a very good one Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:10 PM (13 years ago) |
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- uchechrs at 3-02-2011 02:14 PM (13 years ago)
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you said so
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:14 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jjdogara at 3-02-2011 02:32 PM (13 years ago)
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I am ready to read more of this story
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:32 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-02-2011 02:36 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cynthia4Uall at 3-02-2011 02:38 PM (13 years ago)
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good
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:38 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- uchechrs at 3-02-2011 02:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jjdogara on  3-02-2011 02:32 PM
I am ready to read more of this story

WAIT FOR THE PART TWO
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:40 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 3-02-2011 02:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: cynthia4Uall on  3-02-2011 02:38 PM
good
huh?... Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:43 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-02-2011 02:45 PM (13 years ago)
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kris...wats up?
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uchechrs at 3-02-2011 02:46 PM (13 years ago)
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which of the KRIS here please?
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:46 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-02-2011 02:49 PM (13 years ago)
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huh?.... when did u change ur name to kris Huh??
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cynthia4Uall at 3-02-2011 02:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  3-02-2011 02:43 PM
Quote from: cynthia4Uall on  3-02-2011 02:38 PM
good
huh?... Grin




c as ur teeth ugly
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:51 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kristiantus at 3-02-2011 02:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on  3-02-2011 02:45 PM
kris...wats up?
funmi... i dey ooo.
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 3-02-2011 02:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: cynthia4Uall on  3-02-2011 02:51 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  3-02-2011 02:43 PM
Quote from: cynthia4Uall on  3-02-2011 02:38 PM
good
huh?... Grin




c as ur teeth ugly
so baby sef dey talk... Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- uchechrs at 3-02-2011 02:55 PM (13 years ago)
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oh, it can still be misspeling, never mind, am fine, see you letter
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:55 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 3-02-2011 02:56 PM (13 years ago)
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una chop soap?
Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:56 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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