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![-]( "Sillyjokker") Sillyjokker at 18-09-2009 09:00 PM (15 years ago)  (f) WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their A*#Ss and they vapor lock)
(You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?!)
WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don’t have enough time)
WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions)
WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)
WHY DON’T WOMEN HAVE MEN’S BRAINS?
(because they don’t have penises to put them in)
WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND Bosom S HAVE IN COMMON?
(they’re intended for children, but men usually play with them)
WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
(it is sex with someone they love)
WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties)
WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
WHY IS A MAN’S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
(so he can tell if he’s coming or going)
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 18-09-2009 09:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "favourtee") favourtee at 18-09-2009 09:01 PM (15 years ago) (f) sillyjoker, your name tells about your joke.. i love the last line why is the men pee yellow and blablabla... | Posted: at 18-09-2009 09:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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silly jokker don kill man finish ooooooooooo to be sincere some of this sayings are actually true imagine this WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don’t stop to ask directions) why doesnt one sperm fertilize an egg..... those sperm no dey hear word dem wan survey the girl body nice jokes so far ...i like this.. 
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 18-09-2009 10:11 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 18-09-2009 10:31 PM (15 years ago) (m) Although raw, its stil funy
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 18-09-2009 10:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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sherrap there na who ask u question
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 18-09-2009 10:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "putey") putey at 18-09-2009 10:36 PM (15 years ago) (f) nice one, u really caught me there | Posted: at 18-09-2009 10:36 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 18-09-2009 10:41 PM (15 years ago) (m) u tried but neva post ab out men again
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 18-09-2009 10:41 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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LOL EVERYONE... THANKS!
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 18-09-2009 10:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "neosha") neosha at 18-09-2009 11:25 PM (15 years ago) (f) i love d 4th nd 7th doe dere all nyc | Posted: at 18-09-2009 11:25 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 18-09-2009 11:32 PM (15 years ago) (m) hmmmmmmm u? if i gt hold of u
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 18-09-2009 11:32 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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thanks again
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 18-09-2009 11:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "neosha") neosha at 18-09-2009 11:54 PM (15 years ago) (f) hmmmmmmm u? if i gt hold of u
wat wuld u do...... | Posted: at 18-09-2009 11:54 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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HE'S ONLY BLUFFING
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 19-09-2009 12:01 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 19-09-2009 12:24 AM (15 years ago) (m) He wil enter the place
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 19-09-2009 12:24 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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SILLY JOKKER HMMMMMM MAKE I NO TALK HW U THEY LONG TIME HW IS UR TRADITIONAL MARRIEGE | Posted: at 19-09-2009 12:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 19-09-2009 12:35 AM (15 years ago) (m) Guy i no come marry am again. abeg another person marry am?
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 19-09-2009 12:35 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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HMMMM NA SOOO U BE WHO KNOWS HW MANY U DON DO LIKE THAT;D | Posted: at 19-09-2009 12:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 19-09-2009 12:45 AM (15 years ago) (m) I be taxi oh, i dey do pick and drop
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 19-09-2009 12:45 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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LOL AS FROM TODAY NA TAXI MAN I GO THEY CALL U;D | Posted: at 19-09-2009 12:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 19-09-2009 12:51 AM (15 years ago) (m) Guy wetin dey hapen nah? U chop indomie and okro
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 19-09-2009 12:51 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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