No phyukin Chocolate!

Date: 05-10-2009 5:11 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Yinka Oluwole
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- at 5-10-2009 05:11 PM (15 years ago)
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So this lady is in the mall, and she's in the
mood for some ice cream. She walks up to Baskin
Robins and starts looking at the choices.

"What can I get for you lady?" the Ice Cream Man
asks. "Hmmm... how about a triple scoop of
chocolate ice cream please," she says. "Oh I'm
sorry lady, we just ran out of chocolate so can
you please pick something else?" the ice cream
man says.

"Oh sure OK, let's see," the lady says, "OK how
about making me a chocolate milkshake then." And
the ice cream man says, "Lady I just told you I
ran out of chocolate so I can't make you a
chocolate milkshake. Would you like to try
something else?"

"Oh yeah, right OK," the lady says as she looks
up and down the menu, "Alright then fix me up a
chocolate float." So now the ice cream man is
kind of irritated. He asks the lady, "Lady can
you answer a few simple questions for me?"
"Sure," she says.

"OK," the ice cream man says, "How do you spell
'van' as in 'vanilla'?" "That's easy," she says
"V-A-N"

"Very good," the ice cream man says, "Now how do
you spell 'straw' as in 'strawberry'?" "Oh
that's S-T-R-A-W," the lady replies.

"Great," the ice cream man says, "now how do you
spell 'phyuk' as in 'chocolate'?" And the lady
stops and thinks for awhile with a puzzled look
on her face. Finally she says, "Hey there is no
'phyuk' in 'chocolate'." And the ice cream man
quickly fires back, "That's what I've been trying
to tell you lady! There is no phyukin' chocolate!"

Posted: at 5-10-2009 05:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- coolguys235 at 5-10-2009 05:14 PM (15 years ago)
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cool one
Posted: at 5-10-2009 05:14 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 5-10-2009 05:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Gud. Grin poster weldone
Posted: at 5-10-2009 05:18 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 5-10-2009 05:21 PM (15 years ago)
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exactly  Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-10-2009 05:21 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 5-10-2009 05:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Yes
Posted: at 5-10-2009 05:24 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 5-10-2009 05:37 PM (15 years ago)
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dem used YES swear for u? Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-10-2009 05:37 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 5-10-2009 05:44 PM (15 years ago)
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..E be like say the ogi and okro wey u chop last week neva digest. Grin
Posted: at 5-10-2009 05:44 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 5-10-2009 05:50 PM (15 years ago)
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na ya gf prepared the food .....she no sabi cook at all  Grin Grin Grin Grin

i wonder why the thing never digest since Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-10-2009 05:50 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 5-10-2009 06:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Nah becos the kop nor me wey she put inside was not meant 4 u Grin
Posted: at 5-10-2009 06:01 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 5-10-2009 06:23 PM (15 years ago)
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u think so Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-10-2009 06:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 5-10-2009 06:46 PM (15 years ago)
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Nah the truth be that Grin
Posted: at 5-10-2009 06:46 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 5-10-2009 06:56 PM (15 years ago)
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i no think so
Posted: at 5-10-2009 06:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 5-10-2009 06:57 PM (15 years ago)
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E no consine u.
Posted: at 5-10-2009 06:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 5-10-2009 09:47 PM (15 years ago)
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why e no consine me na
Posted: at 5-10-2009 09:47 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 5-10-2009 10:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Ur babe dey my krib. We just finish 9th round
Posted: at 5-10-2009 10:22 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 5-10-2009 10:25 PM (15 years ago)
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 u don diebe dat ooh
Posted: at 5-10-2009 10:25 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 5-10-2009 10:30 PM (15 years ago)
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What??
Posted: at 5-10-2009 10:30 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 5-10-2009 10:41 PM (15 years ago)
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die be dat
Posted: at 5-10-2009 10:41 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 6-10-2009 12:09 AM (15 years ago)
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Oh u?
Posted: at 6-10-2009 12:09 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 6-10-2009 02:05 AM (15 years ago)
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no, shey na me do 9 rounds
Posted: at 6-10-2009 02:05 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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