Teacher of the Earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude,longitude,degrees and minutes. The teacher ask, '' suppose i asked you to meet me for lunch at 23degrees,4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees,15 minutes east longitude?
After a confused silence,a voice volunteered,'' i guess you'd be eating alone''
Teacher ... Johnny,write a sentence ending with the word hand''
Johnny... My penis in your hand.
Teacher ... What?
Johnny.... Sorry ma'ma,i forgot to put space between pen is ''
While visiting a country school,the chairman of the Board of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.
Angrily,he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing the most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.
A few minutes later,a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded ,'' please,sir may we have our teacher zeigbo back?
The class teacher ask students to name an Animal that begins with an ''E'' one boy says,'' Elephant''
Then the teacher ask for an Animal that begins with a ''T''. The same boy says ''Two Elephant''
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behaviour.After that she ask for an Animal beginning with ''M''
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall '' Maybe an Elephant''
A curious child asked his mother ''Mommy,why are some of your hairs turning grey?
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child. ''It is because of you dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey''
The child replied innocently, ''Now i know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head''
There was a couple.The lady was very talkative and she kept talking with people on the phone hour after hour when she is alone at home.
End of everymonth they used to get a massive telephone bill and the husband was so worried on this.
One day they were dinning at the table and the phone rang...
The lady's reaction was immediate.. She ran to the phone and started chating...
After 45mins ,she hang up and came back to the table.
The husband was happy that she hang up in 45mins which was a good sign where she normally dosen't hung up at least for 2hrs. So he happily inquired..
Was she busy to hang up so early??
NO! It was a wrong number.... replied the wife.
Posted: at 23-10-2014 02:36 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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