To prepare for his big date, the young man went up to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the Nood. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool of the trade".
The young man was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a homecooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the young man`s sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen, and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his johnson immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed,
"So that`s how you guys load those things!"
14_Inches
Posted: at 8-10-2009 01:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Mine get loaded automatically when a cold blooded mammal give me a CPR on my fly !!!!!!
14_Inches
you use automatic loading? damn, i should have upgraded as well... i hate this manual process.......
Bro,
Kai mana, you are really missing a lot. I have upgraded long ago. Mine is automatic. Below are the advantages of using an automatic "riffle":
It does not fireblanks!!! it does not miss target. it can fire nore than one bullets at the same time. It is does not get tired since it is automatically manouvered!!! The bullets can reach an G-spot of the desired targets. It is laser guarded, hence, it will not relent until it hits its target!!!
14_Inches
Posted: at 8-10-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
@just2sexy, no blame am abeg, this topic dey strange to him, cos he no get crouch!!!! He lost his to accidental fire discharge by Nigerian Police, no make am remember the unfortunate incidenct !!! You can see that he has never contributed when ever we talk about such issue. Pele.
14_Inches
Posted: at 8-10-2009 03:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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