ANGELS ON GUARD

Date: 09-10-2009 4:10 pm (15 years ago) | Author: samuel patrick
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- at 9-10-2009 04:10 PM (15 years ago)
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A man was driving his taxi from Port harcourt to lagos. He had a sticker in the car that said ''He will give his angels charge over me''
By the time time he got to warri, he was doing 135km/h. The passengers cautioned him, but he simply responded by saying...''don't you see the sign?, the angels are on guard''. He approached Benin on a speed of 185km/h. By this time the passengers got very nervous and decided to get down. Everybody except the driver disembarked and he decided to continue the journey to lagos alone. ''Mumu faithless people...they don't believe that angels are on guard, despite my sticker''...he said, as he drove on.
Nearing Ore, he was comfortably cruising at 215km/h...when he heard people in his car shoulting....''abeg oga drop us o..we no dey go again''...puzzled, he looked around...''sebi I dropped all my passengers in Benin..so na who dey talk?''
''Oga, drop us o..na we be the angels wey dey on guard...this one don become suicide mission we no dey guard again ooo!!!''

Posted: at 9-10-2009 04:10 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- omatseye at 9-10-2009 04:37 PM (15 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 9-10-2009 04:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 04:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Very gud one!!! Grin
Posted: at 9-10-2009 04:49 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 9-10-2009 04:51 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin  jsexy the driver
Posted: at 9-10-2009 04:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 9-10-2009 05:02 PM (15 years ago)
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very funny, thump up
Posted: at 9-10-2009 05:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neosha at 10-10-2009 02:05 PM (15 years ago)
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lmao
Posted: at 10-10-2009 02:05 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 10-10-2009 02:12 PM (15 years ago)
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9ice
Posted: at 10-10-2009 02:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 10-10-2009 05:01 PM (15 years ago)
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poster ...lmao
Posted: at 10-10-2009 05:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 10-10-2009 05:24 PM (15 years ago)
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imao na name of person ooooooooo Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-10-2009 05:24 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 11-10-2009 02:01 AM (15 years ago)
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very very gud one
Posted: at 11-10-2009 02:01 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 11-10-2009 02:50 AM (15 years ago)
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Yes a gud joke Grin
Posted: at 11-10-2009 02:50 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 13-10-2009 11:07 PM (15 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 13-10-2009 11:07 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 13-10-2009 11:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Yes Grin
Posted: at 13-10-2009 11:44 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- lyinka at 14-10-2009 01:39 AM (15 years ago)
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gud one
Posted: at 14-10-2009 01:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 14-10-2009 08:16 AM (15 years ago)
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Ive liked it
Posted: at 14-10-2009 08:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- skillachi10 at 14-10-2009 10:28 AM (15 years ago)
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nice 1,i m stil laughing
Posted: at 14-10-2009 10:28 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Doshe at 14-10-2009 11:27 AM (15 years ago)
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wen i show my colleague she die 4 life.....................
Posted: at 14-10-2009 11:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 14-10-2009 12:04 PM (15 years ago)
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@poster: ol' boy na wa oooooo..... Grin
e don tay wey i don listen to something funny like dis... i carry hand for jare....
Posted: at 14-10-2009 12:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 14-10-2009 12:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Yes! A gud joke Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-10-2009 12:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 14-10-2009 12:09 PM (15 years ago)
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yes ooooo.... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-10-2009 12:09 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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