![-]( "favourtee") favourtee at 12-10-2009 10:04 PM (15 years ago)  (f) ahhhhhhhhhhhh | Posted: at 12-10-2009 10:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 12-10-2009 10:10 PM (15 years ago) (m) yeah
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 12-10-2009 10:10 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 13-10-2009 12:59 AM (15 years ago) (m) Wetin hapen here?
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 13-10-2009 12:59 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Toks-E") Toks-E at 13-10-2009 08:53 AM (15 years ago) (m) A girl invites her boyfriend home for dinner and tells him they'll go for a long ride after that.
Boy is eager and gets his motorbike checked at the garage. The mechanic tells him everything is ok except the tank cap, which is slightly loose and that the boy should smear Vaseline around the cap should the bike be parked outside and it starts raining. So as to avoid water going in. The boy is happy to hear that and immediately purchases a tube of Vaseline and heads off towards his girlfriends house.
Upon reaching there his girlfriend tells him secretly that the situation in the house is bad as nobody at home has done the dishes or chores for several weeks and the house is a complete mess and that they had decided that whoever speaks first today at dinner would clean up everything.
Boy enters the house and sure enough the place is unbelievably dirty and everyone sits down silently at the dinner table. The boy gets a mischievous idea and jumps on his girlfriend rips of her clothes and has s*x wit her in front of everyone.
Girlfriend gets excited, mom is embarrassed and dad is furious. But nobody speaks a word.
After sometime the boy gets another idea and this time goes to mother and rips off her cloths and has s*x with her. Mother is excited, daughter and father are infuriated. But still nobody speaks.
A little more time passes and the boy hears a clap of thunder and remembers his bike and whips out the Vaseline and gets up when the father screams ," OH HELL NO. I' LL DO THE DISHES" MOD. just2sexy lol
2.0. | Posted: at 13-10-2009 08:53 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "yinkaolu_1") yinkaolu_1 at 13-10-2009 01:20 PM (15 years ago) (m) wuhahahahahahahahahahahahaha | Posted: at 13-10-2009 01:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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hmmmmmmmmm CHei!!! see laughing
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 13-10-2009 05:28 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Toks-E") Toks-E at 13-10-2009 07:50 PM (15 years ago) (m) hmmmmmmmmm CHei!!! see laughing
e just dey like say the guy dey vomit.................lmfao
2.0. | Posted: at 13-10-2009 07:50 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 13-10-2009 07:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Toks-E") Toks-E at 13-10-2009 08:49 PM (15 years ago) (m)
2.0. | Posted: at 13-10-2009 08:49 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 13-10-2009 09:34 PM (15 years ago) (m) lol
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 13-10-2009 09:34 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 14-10-2009 12:43 AM (15 years ago) (m) Ok
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 14-10-2009 12:43 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "lyinka") lyinka at 14-10-2009 01:07 AM (15 years ago) (m) hmmm
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD | Posted: at 14-10-2009 01:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 14-10-2009 01:10 AM (15 years ago) (m) Ok
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 14-10-2009 01:10 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "lyinka") lyinka at 14-10-2009 01:11 AM (15 years ago) (m) ...
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD | Posted: at 14-10-2009 01:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 14-10-2009 01:14 AM (15 years ago) (m) Ok
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 14-10-2009 01:14 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "lyinka") lyinka at 14-10-2009 01:17 AM (15 years ago) (m) ok
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD | Posted: at 14-10-2009 01:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 16-10-2009 12:48 AM (15 years ago) (m) U chop agege bread with mineral?
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 16-10-2009 12:48 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 17-10-2009 11:07 AM (15 years ago) (m) @poster. Gud one
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 17-10-2009 11:07 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "dimejikemi") dimejikemi at 17-10-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago) (f) ok
kemmy | Posted: at 17-10-2009 02:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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hmm
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 17-10-2009 06:08 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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