![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 19-10-2009 01:46 AM (15 years ago)  (m) Hmmer
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 19-10-2009 01:46 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 20-10-2009 07:49 AM (15 years ago) (m) A girl invites her boyfriend home for dinner and tells him they'll go for a long ride after that.
Boy is eager and gets his motorbike checked at the garage. The mechanic tells him everything is ok except the tank cap, which is slightly loose and that the boy should smear Vaseline around the cap should the bike be parked outside and it starts raining. So as to avoid water going in. The boy is happy to hear that and immediately purchases a tube of Vaseline and heads off towards his girlfriends house.
Upon reaching there his girlfriend tells him secretly that the situation in the house is bad as nobody at home has done the dishes or chores for several weeks and the house is a complete mess and that they had decided that whoever speaks first today at dinner would clean up everything.
Boy enters the house and sure enough the place is unbelievably dirty and everyone sits down silently at the dinner table. The boy gets a mischievous idea and jumps on his girlfriend rips of her clothes and has s*x wit her in front of everyone.
Girlfriend gets excited, mom is embarrassed and dad is furious. But nobody speaks a word.
After sometime the boy gets another idea and this time goes to mother and rips off her cloths and has s*x with her. Mother is excited, daughter and father are infuriated. But still nobody speaks.
A little more time passes and the boy hears a clap of thunder and remembers his bike and whips out the Vaseline and gets up when the father screams ," OH HELL NO. I' LL DO THE DISHES" MOD. just2sexy dis joke still dey make me laugh | Posted: at 20-10-2009 07:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "omatseye") omatseye at 20-10-2009 11:02 AM (15 years ago) (m) NA WA OO | Posted: at 20-10-2009 11:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 22-10-2009 03:08 AM (15 years ago) (m) ok
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 22-10-2009 03:08 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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A girl invites her boyfriend home for dinner and tells him they'll go for a long ride after that.
Boy is eager and gets his motorbike checked at the garage. The mechanic tells him everything is ok except the tank cap, which is slightly loose and that the boy should smear Vaseline around the cap should the bike be parked outside and it starts raining. So as to avoid water going in. The boy is happy to hear that and immediately purchases a tube of Vaseline and heads off towards his girlfriends house.
Upon reaching there his girlfriend tells him secretly that the situation in the house is bad as nobody at home has done the dishes or chores for several weeks and the house is a complete mess and that they had decided that whoever speaks first today at dinner would clean up everything.
Boy enters the house and sure enough the place is unbelievably dirty and everyone sits down silently at the dinner table. The boy gets a mischievous idea and jumps on his girlfriend rips of her clothes and has s*x wit her in front of everyone.
Girlfriend gets excited, mom is embarrassed and dad is furious. But nobody speaks a word.
After sometime the boy gets another idea and this time goes to mother and rips off her cloths and has s*x with her. Mother is excited, daughter and father are infuriated. But still nobody speaks.
A little more time passes and the boy hears a clap of thunder and remembers his bike and whips out the Vaseline and gets up when the father screams ," OH HELL NO. I' LL DO THE DISHES"MOD. just2sexy dis joke still dey make me laugh man ....so u mean its has been posted b4 and u cant say it...........
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 22-10-2009 06:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Jayms") Jayms at 22-10-2009 07:14 PM (15 years ago) (m) thisa joke don tele... whr you go fetch am | Posted: at 22-10-2009 07:14 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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na ya irresponsible moderator....
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 22-10-2009 07:17 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 22-10-2009 07:25 PM (15 years ago) (m) coolguy! u get beef with me??
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 22-10-2009 07:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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i talk to u.....
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 22-10-2009 07:29 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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and again i dont beef....its pointless.....just hailing u .... not2sexy moderator
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 22-10-2009 07:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 22-10-2009 07:37 PM (15 years ago) (m) passing... if u know what i mean...
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 22-10-2009 07:37 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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i dont give it damn what u mean...its useless
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 22-10-2009 07:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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NICE LAUGH I JUST HAD NAW...REAL FUNNY
~REMEMBER MY NAME, REMEMBER MY FACE, COS THERE AINT NO HONEY THAT CAN TAKE MY PLACE~ | Posted: at 22-10-2009 09:06 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 22-10-2009 09:14 PM (15 years ago) (m) ...
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 22-10-2009 09:14 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "lyinka") lyinka at 22-10-2009 11:02 PM (15 years ago) (m) ...
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD | Posted: at 22-10-2009 11:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 22-10-2009 11:06 PM (15 years ago) (m) meaning?
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 22-10-2009 11:06 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "lyinka") lyinka at 22-10-2009 11:07 PM (15 years ago) (m) asking?
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD | Posted: at 22-10-2009 11:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 22-10-2009 11:08 PM (15 years ago) (m) answering
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 22-10-2009 11:08 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 23-10-2009 08:53 PM (15 years ago) (m) @fabz. thanks
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 23-10-2009 08:53 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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